Posts by 2SYN

Generally people who condemn homosexuality are simply showing themselves up as being completely bigoted simpletons, because they don't understand the whole story and are quick to condemn something they don't understand. It's the standard caveman tactics that so many of our political and religious leaders find so comfortable.

I get hit on by gay men ALL THE FRIKKING TIME. Any time I go to a nightclub, they hang onto me like damn puppies. So I get the richer older types to buy me drinks then I piss off I love it!

But then I just look gay to some people, apparently.

Not that I give a flying.

I know what I am. If I WERE gay, I would be comfortable with that, but I'm not attracted to the same sex, so sorry guys, you miss out. Ladies just happen to turn me on, but men don't. There's nothing personal about it (although many men do take it personally when I reject their advances ).

One thing that gay people have over straight people is that it is so MUCH easier for them to get some if they want. There's no inter-sexual tension to deal with, no conflicting chromosomes, NOTHING.

They have it easy!

[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!

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wt 8/15/03: Easing Nature - Is it for Christians?

by Scully in

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easing nature is it for christians?

easing nature the very phrase itself brings to mind the odious product of this activity.

yet, many people have the understanding that this natural bodily function is a practice in which true christians may engage.

2SYN

HEHE, at first I thought this was about spanking the monkey, then I realized what it was really about. Excellent parody Scully!

Now everohne sing along with me - "THE LIGHT GETS BRIGHTER....LALALAH!"

[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!

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A question of blame

by Adam in

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this quote comes from a recent post: "countless humans have died because of satan's stinking deed in the garden.

" for the sake of my question, please forget that it came from a jw, after all most christians blame satan and/or adam & eve for bringing down the curse of age and death on humans.

my question: why does god never get any of the blame for this?

2SYN

If anyone can still believe in a God of Love after reading Farkel's H20 post, they are a few palm trees short of an oasis for sure!

[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!

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Working on a cure for the WT virus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by D wiltshire in

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working on a cure for the wt virus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

what can we do to fight this virus my friends.. do we have any free thinker here?.

pray to jesus children pray to jesus!!!!!!!.

2SYN

Well, if you can arrange a protein sequencer and a coupla large liquid-cool Cray XMB mainframes for me, we might be in business my friend!

[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!

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Sloppy typo in the Watchtower.

by Nemesis in

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i was just wondering if this typo is in the us version also?

its in the 1 may 2002 watchtower p.31 on the far right block of text on the seventh line down:.

and members of the great crowd are not in the inner courtyard of jehovahs great spiritual temple, which courtyard represents the condition of prefect, righteous human sonship ot the members of jehovahs holy priesthood while they are on earth.. i know its just a small typo, but i have never seen a mistake like this before [to my memory] in the watch towers literaturehas anyone else?.

2SYN

For all the years I scoured the WTBTS literature, I could never find anything more than a few questionable sentence constructions, and even then they were probably colloqial anyway. What did strike me was how American the sentence structure always was. It was a constant reminder that the boys who were making detailed rules about how I should or shouldn't live my life were on another continent and didn't give a flying about me, just about solidifying their power base.

[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!

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Since when are COs Apostles?

by Imbue in

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i never knew cos were apostles.

they really have gone over board with these jw references.

during a talk a brother referred to the men at the gatse of the cities of refuge as 'elders' to 'judge.

2SYN

The poiny here is that these guys think they are better than all the other Witnesses. The higher you go in the WTBTS, the more corrupt these guys get.

[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!

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No we need a double agent?

by sleepy in

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i was thinking (it does happen)that we often hear rumors like so and so of the gb said this or that la la.. what we need is a double agent to work for us in getting info out of brooklyn.. ok i know the job wont be great or glamourous and would require long hours listening and agreeing to a lot of crap, saying yes rather a lot, knocking on peoples doors and all that.. but think how you could help the ex-jw cause.. any volunteers?.

and if anyone in bethal is reading this and knows the truth is tit , don't leave bethal , stay.. we need you there.get some info and documents out for us, and some tasty gossip, photos would help.

2SYN

I'd volunteer instantly, but I am on another continent. Good luck to the brave Bethel moles who DO make it tho!

[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!

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Getting To Know Me - Biggs' Story

by Mister Biggs in

i have been a poster on this board for several months.

i will first let you peer into my childhood.

i want you to know my psyche.

2SYN

Ah, to turn back the clock and undo our mistakes~!

[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!