We are still debating as to whether to let you know about us or not. For now, everything you know is FALSE. LIES LIES LIES! Soon, we will show you the real Tr0oF behind the tRo0f. Capische?
[SYN], of the Fun With Formatting Class.
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
ARGH! I thought we finally had an air date! Maybe I should just not visit JW.com for a day or two, until all the April Fool threads are plowed under by more sane traffic...!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
Damn, but that Apostofest must have been good MrMoe! All the women who attended have told me they are pregnant! All except for your 4 year old daughter, who is too young!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
Hey TruthSeeker! Glad to see you realized the Truth about the BOrganization, and that you are taking active steps to prevent them from mind-fooking you any further. Good luck whatever you do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
i considered these but in the end thought better of it.
1. purchased by the wts - a nice big official looking notice that the wts had made an offer i couldn't resist for the forum and i had sold it to them ... .
2. a single post visible saying "oh dear ... i deleted everythoing by mistake, please re-register and re-post anything of value".
If you did something like that, I would probably have slit both my wrists before I realized it was a joke...argh...you should still do that to the logo tho - "Jehovahs-Witness.com - Copyright 2002 WTBTS"
OUCH!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
if you were a gb member how would you reply to this letter?.
i am writing in reply to your letter of the 22 nov 2001.. i had previously written with concern over some statements found in the aug 1, 2001 watchtower pg 14 which stated, a mature christian does not advocate or insist on personal opinions or harbour private ideas when it comes to bible understanding.
you asked me not to take the statement out of context, but failed to explain clearly how i had done so.. it is my understanding that it is believed that the governing body of jehovahs witnesses has the sole responsibility and is the sole channel that can understand and teach gods message in the bible.
Well, this GB member will do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. In fact, the letter will probably be used for my kitty litter box. Thank you for your contribution, and if you are a baptized Christian, consider yourself disfellowshipped for daring to question our absolute "Biblical" power.
Have a nice day now!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
Typical Dub ostrich-head-in-sand approach to life. Nothing out of the ordinary, really. If you don't like something, then ignore. Hey, the GB has been doing it for DECADES!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!