fees fees fees,
late fees
processing fees
overdraft fees
desk fees
reprocessing fees
prepayment penalties
installation fees
re-installation fees
service fee
cancellation fee
"when can we expect a payment?"
"can you mail a payment today?"
"if you make a payment by phone, you wont have to pay the late charge of $12.00"
"if you make a payment by phone, its a convience fee of $5.00"
"uhhm i need to transfer you to our service department"
"this is the service department, you need to speak to someone from the sales department"
"this is the sales department, i need to transfer you to Billing"
"this is the billing department i need transfer you to the service department"
"you payment was an hour past due, therfore you intrest rate has increased from 6 to 24 percent"
SIGH
why do i feel like im always getting nickled and dimed???
and what happens when da man owes ME money??
"well, it takes 8 to 12 weeks to process, those are BUSINESS weeks, not including holidays"
"oh the check must have been sent to your old address, sorry about that, we need to cancel and send a new one which will take 7 to 10 business days"
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!
I think i'll just move to Tibet and be done with it
ok im finished.
I have to get back to work now
Doodle-V