What? You can't fix my life for me! Damn it all, man! I thought you were the real thing!
See! Tetragod has failed you!, come to the dark side my child... mwahahahahaha -Satan The Doodle
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pray to tetragod, and experience something you never have before...
by tetrapod.sapien inif any of you feel like praying and having your prayers heard and answered, feel free to send a prayer to me at [email protected].
i hear all prayers, and answer all prayers.
i will try to fulfill those within my powers, but i will be honest with you homo sapiens and say that i will not be able to fulfill all of them.
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pray to tetragod, and experience something you never have before...
by tetrapod.sapien inif any of you feel like praying and having your prayers heard and answered, feel free to send a prayer to me at [email protected].
i hear all prayers, and answer all prayers.
i will try to fulfill those within my powers, but i will be honest with you homo sapiens and say that i will not be able to fulfill all of them.
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Tetragod?!!? Puhhleeze. Behold! I offer you all the kingdoms of the world if you bow down in one act of worship to Satan, The Doodle!
-Sincerely,
Satan The Doodle
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The Watchtower's Unbalanced View of the Internet
by VM44 inin articles concerning the internet, some of which have been titled "a balanced view of the internet", the watchtower devotes the first paragraph or two to the benefits that the internet offers and has provided.
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then for the rest of the article they go on and on about the dangers and evils of the internet.. they have been consistent in writing in this manner in all the articles they have written concerning the internet.. can the watchtower itself truly be said to have a "balanced" view of the internet?.
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Indeed, that is obviously a wordly person, because one of Jehoobers people surely would not sit with a "laptop computer machine" on their crotch like that! hmmph!
You know, on THE INTERNET, SATAN the DEBIL will try to tempt you to start smoking and wear naughty bracelets!! *gasp*
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Secret Santa 2005
by Gadget inits getting to that time of year again, so who wants to do another secret santa?
it worked out brilliantly last year and the year before.
if any one wants to join in let me know by either posting in this thread(to help keep it bttt so people can see it, lol), or pm'ing me or emailing me at [email protected]
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Count me in!
PM is on the way
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WHAT DUB THINGS WILL YOU NEVER FORGET?
by Mary innow as much as no one wants to admit it, we all know that there are things we learned in the borg that we'll never forget even if we live to be a hundred.
what is something that you know you'll always remember (despite your best efforts to forget!
for me, it's matthew 24:14 and the names of the three hebrews thrown into the firey furnace (shadrach, meeee-shack and a-bed-we-go)
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The taste of warm flat Shasta cola and cheese danishes
The smell in the women's restroom at the Tacoma Dome
"testing...1..2..3.. this good news of the kingdom will be preached..(echo, echo)
"brooothers and siiisters. (echo echo..a baby wails in the distance..).. aren't we just thrilled to be here to share in the bountiful spiritual banquet that Jehovah has provided? clap clap clap clap clap clap
Bad association spoils useful habits
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Happy Birthday Sherry!!!
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Boing Boing: Awesomely weird Jehovah's Witness art
by DannyHaszard innew high ranking on web index well done page goodie graphics and cute commentary,they did quotes lawsuit 2 weeks ago.
click the link in link sub page when you get in.
boing boing: awesomely weird jehovah's witness art
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*clap clap clap clap clap clap*
Leolaia, well done
Very poignant and hilarious at the same time.
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So whats the longest road trip youve been on? or farthest you've driven?
by doodle-v inwe just got back from spending two weeks in denver, co. call us crazy (yeah i dont know what the hell we were thinking) but we decided to drive.
from seattle to denver and back is over 3,000 miles.
we had both kids and a crap load of stuff.
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So that was my worst road trip ever
((Dams))
Holy crap. that's awful. Sorry hon.
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So whats the longest road trip youve been on? or farthest you've driven?
by doodle-v inwe just got back from spending two weeks in denver, co. call us crazy (yeah i dont know what the hell we were thinking) but we decided to drive.
from seattle to denver and back is over 3,000 miles.
we had both kids and a crap load of stuff.
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We just got back from spending two weeks in Denver, CO. Call us crazy (yeah i dont know what the hell we were thinking) but we decided to drive. From Seattle to Denver and back is over 3,000 miles. We had both kids and a crap load of stuff. It took us about two days total, and looking back it actually wasnt that bad, both kids had their own cd players. We gave them both a roll of quarters which they couldnt spend till we got there, and told them that every time they asked “are we there yet” or argued they had to give us a quarter. We also charged a “fart fee” of 50 cents. And if neither one of them admits that they farted they both had to give up 75 cents. That worked really well. By the time we got to Denver they only gave up about 4 dollars total between the two of them. We stopped at Yellowstone on the way back, it was beautiful. I’ll upload some pictures in a little bit. So what’s the longest road trip you’ve been on? Tell me about it!
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Good News!!
by RichieRich inas many of you know, i left my job about 2 weeks ago.
it was a sinking ship, and i'm glad i got off when i did.
well, i still needed money.
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Congrats Richie!!
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