Thank You!!! It's nice to know I'm not the only one who's done this! (I'm not even blonde).
I was defrosting my freezer, and of course, promptly forgot about it until I woke up about 3 am to the crashing sounds in the kitchen. Obviously, there was a burgler in the house, so I set out to make short work of him with my baseball bat that just happened to be beside my bed. Being careful not to alert the burgler, I quietly ventured into the kitchen without turning on any lights. My memory of the defrosting freezer came back as I stepped on a piece of ice, slipped, and fell to the floor with my newly sprained ankle.
The baseball bat worked quite well as a cain.
Walter
Canadian District Overbeer