Posts by enigma

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The pain has kicked in

by Pistoff in

hi all and thanks for being here and caring.

i have had a bad day today.

most of you have heard me rant and rave about my thirty years in the borg, not yet over.

How far does the shunning go for you, by your JW parents or children?

by LyinEyes in

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my dad is a jw, trying to reach out to be an elder again......also pioneering.

i saw my cousin , his nephew , the other nite at the dance club......i told him i havent seen my dad, nor heard from him in almost 2 years.

he said he saw him a while back but that he heard he moved.. last time i talked to my dad, it was over me not going to the circuit assembly he was trying to get me to go to.

My dad is still a Jw ex-elder he lives 2000 miles away. I heard from him about a year and a half ago. My pioneer (puke, gag, puke some more) sister is also a Jw she lives about 200 miles from my dad. She came to my area (well my city) for a week and went out to dinner with me, thats it, that was about a year ago.

Enigma

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Would you go to an apostofest?

by JH in

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regularly, we hear of different apostofests.

have you ever been to one, and would you go to an apostofest?

enigma

If there is ever an apostofest close enough to me you bet your bippy I'm going

Same here. In a few months I will be able to go anywhere there might be one. I was in amsterdam this past spring...to bad I did not even know this board exsited than.

enigma

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The ten best ways to disrupt a District Assembly:

by czarofmischief in

1. have an apostate food truck outside with free burritos and shasta cola.. 2. wear a smurf costume and run across the stage.. 3. bikini car wash across the street.. 4. have an old-school breakdancing session on the corner, cardboard and all.

bonus if you do it on a mat made of watchtowers and primary colored book covers.. 5. have a garage sale or flea market in the neighborhood during the afternoon session.. 6. sit in the audience and applaud everything that anybody says - try to get a standing ovation for each sentence of the closing prayer.. 7. put a recording of rap, heavy metal, or other forbidden music on instead of the kingdom melodies.. 8. get fifty of your friends to walk around in the stadium during the session, holding signs that say, "louder please!

" and "take your shirt off!

enigma

Some of the things from trigger happy tv would go down well. Imagine a phone going off in the sessions, a bloke standing up and putting a phone the size of his briefcase to his head and shouting at the top of his voice; "HELLO!....... YEAH, I'M AT THE ASSEMBLY...... NO, ITS CRAP, DEAD BORING...."

I love trigger happy tv!

Whats up with the shasta soda and burrito's anyways? Is shasta owned by the dubs?

Enigma

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Do you, or don't you?

by Cassiline in

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friends

i've been thinking about this lately.

you are aquainted with someone and you both are comfortable in the relationship.

i can't call you all the best of buddies but better then aquaintences and not best friends.. .

enigma

I definitely would tell the person what is being said about him/her.

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Long hair

by A Paduan in

can i get some comment on long hair, please.

- he shall be holy; he shall let the locks of hair of his head grow long

- no razor shall come upon his head, for the boy shall be a nazirite to god from birth

enigma

Pesonally I don't like long hair. I think it looks stupid. Some guys can pull it off, but when its on someone that doesn't, its gotta go. It can look dirty and unkept and can make the guy look like a woman from certain angles. Plus nasty long hairs get everywhere. I had a roomie with hair down to his ass, god those hairs where everywhere and on everything...Im gonna puke thinking about it... Just a personal pet-peeve.

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Gone Fishin

by Valis in

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friends

well i'm going away for some days to get in some fly fishing.

if anyone is going to be around bennett springs state park in missouri, that's where i will be found till tuesday...and this is my prey...come on down...i'm sure anyone of you would have no problems finding me...just look for the dreadlocked sassquatch w/the fly rod and wearing waders.. .

i'm hoping to come home with a cooler full...maybe have an apostate fish fry from hell.... sincerely,.