1. Have an apostate food truck outside with free burritos and Shasta cola.
2. wear a smurf costume and run across the stage.
3. Bikini car wash across the street.
4. Have an old-school breakdancing session on the corner, cardboard and all. Bonus if you do it on a mat made of Watchtowers and primary colored book covers.
5. Have a garage sale or flea market in the neighborhood during the afternoon session.
6. Sit in the audience and applaud everything that anybody says - try to get a standing ovation for each sentence of the closing prayer.
7. Put a recording of rap, heavy metal, or other forbidden music on instead of the Kingdom Melodies.
8. Get fifty of your friends to walk around in the stadium during the session, holding signs that say, "Louder please!" and "Take your shirt off!" and "Make some noise!" and "We're number one!"
9. Protest outside with signs that say "Religion is a snare and a racket!"
10. Hog the women's bathrooms, making the lines as long as humanly possible.