yxl1

Joined

• started 47 topics
• posted 479 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by yxl1

• 
  18

  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  yxl1

  ...such large post counts
• 
  18

  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  yxl1

  Mmmm, Now I see how some of you guys manage to clock up...
• 
  20

  Polyester skirts and recipe cards

  by joannadandy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ahh yes.. eyegirl and i were taking that long dirty and shameful walk down memory lane.

  tonight's topic.

  the second school, and why it sucked monkey nostrils to be a sister back there giving a talk.. you would think, no sweat, smaller crowd, less pressure.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  yxl1

  The boys had it SO easy!

  Pah!

  You girls had it so easy! You had company whilst on the platform. You only had to look at your "Householder" and you didnt even have to flap your arms about (gesturing). We boys had it hard. Trying to avoid eye contact with your mates who were pulling stupid faces. Reading the bible while waving your arms, not slouching on the podium AND looking up every now and then. Add to that the shirt done up to the top button, the noose like tie and the cheap catalogue suit, I think we boys had it much harder than you girls!

  yxl1
• 
  18

  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  yxl1

  Mmm Dont know what happened there. I'm not trying to boost my post count, honest!
• 
  18

  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  yxl1

  God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
  Homer: Uh, kind-of... b-but...
  God: But what!
  Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
  God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there.
• 
  18

  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  yxl1

  God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
  Homer: Uh, kind-of... b-but...
  God: But what!
  Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
  God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there.
• 
  18

  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  yxl1

  God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
  Homer: Uh, kind-of... b-but...
  God: But what!
  Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
  God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there.
• 
  16

  Trying not to 'contaminate' others

  by SM62 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does anyone else feel the same that they feel afraid when approached by a particular bro or sis, particularly one you like and who is really nice.

  i feel that i may get them into trouble just for talking to me.

  i don't want to drop them in it so i always keep the conversation short.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  yxl1

  I dont see how you could possibly "contaminate" others, escpecially if they have "The Truth"
• 
  24

  Is there anything you'd willingly give your life for?

  by Happythoughts in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i would willingly give my life to save my child.

  i'm sure that would be the same answer for most parents, but how about those people without kids?

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  yxl1

  I'd give my life as a ransom to save all mankind LOL

  Only my kids, at the drop of a hat. Funny thing is, I could never contemplate dying for anyone or anything until my kids were born. Even as a Dub when we were told about persecution and dying for Jehoover, I knew I'd never do it.
• 
  7

  When it rains, it pours..

  by ColdRedRain in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ever since my dad passed on, i've been barraged by relatives telling me to "come back to jehoover.

  " i was over at my grandmother's house for a family dinner and they were barraging me again.

  it got so annoying that i decided to do what i always do whenever i'm stressed or bored, which is do artwork, especially caligraphy.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  yxl1

  and get a crowbar and beat the living daylights out of him

  Suppose you could say Satan made you do it