Right on Galfriend!
Why should any one respect Theocrappic Ordure?
(That one will go in my New International Dictionary for Jerboas Witlessness)
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My JW Husband Got a "Privilege" Back - UGH!
by worldlygirl inmy jw husband came home from his meeting yesterday a little later than usual, and when i asked him where he had been, he said he had to meet with the elders after the meeting.
well, it seems that even though he is reinstated, he has to ask for each of his"privileges" back one at a time.
nothing like prolonging the agony!!
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The Bible Code
by m0nk3y ini was in a book store today and there were a couple of books entitled somthing like "the bible code" .
the idea goes that the bible is written a certain code that when decoded reveals prophcies about things like the twin towers and that kind of thing.
heres a few links to explain more.
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ninecharger
OHMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRED FRANZ LIVES FRED FRANZ LIVES FRED FRANZ LIVES
THE MAGIC GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
AND ON
Just as you thought you had escaped all this Witless crap...
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Girl: I see my life pissing before my eyes in this wondurful New World Society. It'gonna be sooh boring even after the old guys 'croak'.
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Information For Flashers.
by Englishman ini've just read in todays paper an article on driving in different countries.
apart from the obvious statement that europe drives on the right, uk on the left and italy in the shade, i was intrigued that the flashing of headlights had different meanings too.. if you're driving in the uk and you flash your headlights at another driver you are actually saying "go ahead and make your move, i am giving way to you".
it's a sort of gentlemanly gesture.
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ninecharger
My Mom was flashed in the park once.
She took a look and said:"It wasn't worth it sweetie."
Am I drunk or off the shelf?
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On Blaming God...
by AGuest inmay you all have peace!
i find it funny... as in peculiar... that from adam until today... "we"... get our kicks blaming god.
starting with adam, who said, "the woman... that you gave me... she... made me... eat," we have this penchant to look everywhere but in the mirror.
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I stubbed my toe yesterday.
When you consider how unlikely that a particular formation of atoms could all be simultaneously interacting at those coordinates at that time by chance (something like 10 to power of -49) there must be a god who did it. Therefore my pain is god's fault. Since only the WBTS is god's channel I aim to sue the ass off them as representatives of the one who made my bedroom a pigsty.
If you say I made my bedroom conform to this incredibly unlikely interaction of atoms I must be god.
Speaking as god I have to insist that the WBTS does not represent me. I have appointed BLONDIE. ( Who I think knows where I am coming from!)
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Girl: Another of those sexy Watchtowers!?
Good job Mommy isn't blind - If this was the braille edition I'd never manage to close the damn thing over that there penius!!
Boy on R: Noo stoopit! It's peanut. That 's why daddy says chew it to Mom!
Boy on L: Ain't that bad?
Girl: Not 'till the seventies enjoy while you can, boys...
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Any Radio/Former Radio People on the Forum?
by Robdar ini did radio broadcast for about 20 years.
whereas i am thinking of doing it again, i hope that it doesn't come down to it.
unless i can do morning drive again.
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ninecharger
Any type of recording/ radio work has become less fun. I remember the days of dying (or groaning) to hear the last take if this was the one to use? Now it's just push the eliminate button on mistooks and it goes out... But in your heart you know people are not listening to your best work.
The upside is we don't have to always work until 5 in the morning any more.
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If you saw a serious car accident, would you...
by JH inif you saw a serious car accident, and people were trapped in the car, or unconscious in the wreck, would you try to get them out even if the car was on fire and could explode at any moment?.
coming back from quebec city today, i saw a car or truck in the ditch upside down and with lots of smoke coming out of the wreckage.
4 or 5 cars were stopped near by to look at the accident.
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Ho Chi Min,
Does this quote from the new kids' book indicate current WT policy(I mean light)?
"[we could get in trouble] if we GOT MIXED UP (caps mine) in a fight between other people. We may not know who started the fight or why they are fighting. One person may be getting beaten up - but perhaps he stole something. If we helped him, we would be helping a thief. That would not be good, would it?"
So if the good Samaritan had passed when the Guy was being beaten up he should have carried on by like the other two.
In this example the driver may be drunk. If we helped him we would be helping a drunkard. That would not be good, would it? So your MS set a shining Theocrappic example from which we can all take a timely lesson!
I would help.
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New light question
by yxl1 ini was discussing with my motherinlaw last weekend the change in the 1995 "generation" doctrine,and got the usual response that it was a new light.
what started out as a little bit of fun during a long car journey actually turning into something quite sad and disturbing.
i argued that old light was obviously wrong (by their own definition), and therefore, by her reasoning she has been preaching lies.
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ninecharger
The 1980's Watchtower discussed flip flops like the men of Sodom and said we were like sailors tacking in to the wind.
Sometimes an interpretaion might change "SEEMINGLY to the opposite viewpoint."
I don't see how something can only seem to be the opposite. It either is or isn't. I started wondering if now we were meant to knock on doors and say we only SEEM to be saying what you think we seem to be saying. I became conscious for the first time of having my thinking manipulated. The rest is history.
As for someone getting understanding of something before the FDS and being difellowshipped read the story of the WT and the oscilloclast, in which a brother who exposed it as a form of spiritism was disfellowshipped because Rutherford and others were promoting its use and did not want to be embarrassed.
Years later the WBTS came to the same conclusion but did not reinstate the brother concerned.
Fred Franz once testified under oath that if what a brother might be saying is true he could still be disfellowshipped for the sake of maintaining the unity of the Borg. When aked if the stance taken by the society on these matters is arrogant he replied "No."
Maybe someone can remind me of where this case was posted.
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Mouthy's self correction and unthecaratic words
by ninecharger inmouthy, .
you are very naughty not to know that saying "good fortune" is simply invoking the roman goddess fortuna.
similarly the word event refers to the god bona eventus.. minerva preserve us!.
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Mouthy,
you are very naughty not to know that saying "good fortune" is simply invoking the roman goddess Fortuna. Similarly the word event refers to the god Bona Eventus.
Minerva preserve us!
In the Borg we had to unlearn all sorts of everyday expressions. How can we replace the borganisms still lurking inside?
To start our new dictionary (most not coined by me)
Borganisation, Kindumb Balls, Kingdom Hell, Witchtower Babble and Trick Society, Crotchpower Bauble and Trash Society, theocrappic misery school..
Just as a J Witless recognises the spiritually strong from their use of special terminology, we will spot our sort by their use of theocrappic vocabulary.
Root those words out or I will come to Quebec and deal with you! It will not be unpleasant!!!