oh and the self present shopping rules.......... its one of the few ways your garanteed not to get a hideous sweater or new book bag
primitivegenius
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Heart broken yet again
by 4mylove inmy husband asked me this morning, "did your parents not want to do something with you yesterday since it was your birthday?
my birthday is monday.. i told him this and he said he thought he had forgotten.
i guess i should let it go because i know who i married, but it still hurts.
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Heart broken yet again
by 4mylove inmy husband asked me this morning, "did your parents not want to do something with you yesterday since it was your birthday?
my birthday is monday.. i told him this and he said he thought he had forgotten.
i guess i should let it go because i know who i married, but it still hurts.
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primitivegenius
get a big frickin calendar and put it on the wall and write on it in huge a$$ sharpie........ wedding anniversary...... birthday............ ect
that way those of us who want to remember but forget can have no excuse lol.
i usually dont forget the date just the year............ hope my wife doesnt read this....... what year were we married again damn it......... OH YEAH write how many years lol that way you wont be pissed if the cake has a wrong number that we gotta blame on the grocery store who made it.............
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Would you be offended....
by coolhandluke inby a black guy dressing for halloween as clayton bigsby the black white supremacist?
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primitivegenius
not if he looked like dave chapell
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Will they disfellowship or not - cast your bets here!
by dobbie inso someone in my hubbys family who has been shunning me and i have not been able to see her kids etc and said it was my choice to leave so i must accept the consequences etc has been caught out.
she's had three affairs over the last two years, with both sexes plus watching porn sex toys etc .
anyway its her final jc meeting tonight, so do you reckon (and she has told them she can't say it definately won't happen again!
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Since she swings both ways, my bet is that she won't be Df'ed, because they want her to screw-up and confess again, giving them the a chance to ask for a demonstration of toy use, details on each "act" and whether she achieved orgasm.......because as soon as they hit their cars, they sure will.
lol i bet they are praying she comes back .............. so if she sends her letter to them they will haul her back in asap................ just so she can do it again and they get to hear all those lurid details again......... ok the other woman touched you where........... with what part of her anatomy......... did you like that........... ohhhhhhhhhhh umm (clears throat) um um brother smith do you have any questions to ask sister switchitter?
(sounds of furious notes being taken and someone is recording it with their cell phone)
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What Does It Indicate If Somone Laughs At This Video?
by deaconbluez inhttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/32382/
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primitivegenius
hell ill admit it........ i did laugh
not to disrespect the people involved........ but in wondering why they did it in the first place.
looked like they were having a damn good time and i wonder if it was a serious thing meaning everyone likes a good werewolf flick...... and this was their way of showing it. or if it was a skit set up for some other purpose
then i had my typical stupid thought of the minute........ what if a person who was disabled was bitten by a vampire or werewolf................ think about it
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Spanish Congo's--You just aren't chic if have not switched yet!
by oompa init seems like all around me goody types are leaving english and going spanish.
whats the deal?...one told me he loved it cause he did not understand anything for 3 years!!!!
!....oompa
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also if your cong wont use you........ whether they just dont like you or your not being all you can be......... the spanish congs need brothers to take the lead........ so a crappy ms will be made an elder at warp speed
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Spanish Congo's--You just aren't chic if have not switched yet!
by oompa init seems like all around me goody types are leaving english and going spanish.
whats the deal?...one told me he loved it cause he did not understand anything for 3 years!!!!
!....oompa
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primitivegenius
dudddddddddddddessss
they just swap for the food........... yummy fresh homemade tamales
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Who's Paired Off On This Here Board?
by snowbird inlet's if i can put them together.. bobbi/para bumble bee/memario exwitless/ldb blondie/irreverent angharad/simon missanna/bigdreaux sweetpea/pubsinger.
did i miss/mismatch anyone?.
sylvia.
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primitivegenius
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I hate Walmart!
by Elsewhere ini rarely ever set foot in the place and will go out of my way to avoid shopping there.
tonight i made the mistake of giving walmart the benefit of the doubt and walked in the door.. they didn't have the main item i was looking for, but they did have one other small item.
i headed to the front to check out only to find they had only a few check-outs open and all of the lines were far too long.
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primitivegenius
had another friend who worked at walmart at night............ in a store that wasnt open 24 hours......... he did the floors at night....... they wanted him to clock out when he was done with his work and sit there waiting for them to come let him out of the store.
now did they come when he called....................... as soon as he finished his work? hell no they wouldnt come untill the morning shift needed them to, but apparently they said if he wasnt working he better be off the clock....... so he took extra breaks to make his work appear to last all night
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I hate Walmart!
by Elsewhere ini rarely ever set foot in the place and will go out of my way to avoid shopping there.
tonight i made the mistake of giving walmart the benefit of the doubt and walked in the door.. they didn't have the main item i was looking for, but they did have one other small item.
i headed to the front to check out only to find they had only a few check-outs open and all of the lines were far too long.
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primitivegenius
this thread is funny..........
walmart sucks on so many different levels............ yet they rake in the dollas
you have to watch what you buy at walmart because alot of their stuff is at the end of its life and about to spoil.... so they mark it down and you gotta move quick with it
so you go to walmart and get the goods there cheaper........ yeah some of them are...... and try to check out.
they have 50 check out lines............ and 5 or 10 checkers............. WTF
when i have to go i try to take pains and go at odd hours so i can get in and get out..... do not go on the weekends.
friend of mine was a vicious bastard............. but he was hilarious.
we went in to walmart to get stuff for a camping trip...... loaded up our cart with prolly 400 dollars worth of stuff and got to the front and how many checkers? 3 and only on one side.
we waited for30 to 45 minutes and he said you know what...... screw this...............
so he rolled the cart back to the back and found a place where there was a gap between the shelving............ started chucking the steaks into the gap...............................
i was like DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING............
his reply.......... if they cant pay people to check me out.............. ill make sure they lose the money they woulda paid them to take care of me and my huge a** sale.
apparently when he was forced to wait for no good reason he decided to take it out on them......................
every time i went back to that store i walked by that isle and it usually smelled of rotten meat...
i dont condone it.......... but i love to see walmart loseing money