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primitivegenius
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Did anything a householder said ever make an impression on you?
by Alleymom incoming at this as a householder rather than an ex-jw, i'd love to hear from any of you about comments from householders that made an impression on you, back when you were active in the door-to-door work.
since the jw's first knocked at my door 13 years ago, i've done my best to give them something to think about every time they knock at my door.
i always introduce myself by name and try to get their names.
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primitivegenius
of course not i was a good jw and what they said didnt matter unless i could pawn off some literature. i always enjoyed going out with friends but never liked having to talk to people cause i never was sure enough of what i belived to tell others....... especially since some of the things i didnt quite belive were what my religion taught as fact it took a very strong woman to finally convince me of the brainwashing......... and i put her through hell cause she would explain and id try to revert and be re assimulated. she needs nominated for sainthood. typical superior jw attitude........ that was me. and i didnt try it on purpose but there it always came back. ive had many fun times in service.......... but now i wish i hadnt bothered those people with the lies i shared. but cant change the past. trying to envision a future tho and thats even harder cause what do you do now? lol
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The Vagina Monolith
by Englishman inthis topic has been stolen by me from another site.
it's too good not to post though!.
it's about stonehenge's origins.
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primitivegenius
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu ............... he said vagina.............. thats so cool huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu shut up butthead
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Gender jokes
by wonderer2003 in"god," said adam, "why did you make eve so beautiful?".
"so you would love her.".
"but why did you make her so dumb?".
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primitivegenius
well i know better than to say these but my married cousin just told them to me........ so on his behalf....................
why are wedding dresses white? so that the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances
and if tht one wasnt bad enough..................
why do women not wear watches? cause theres a clock on the oven
now he actually said these in front of his wife and is stilll alive................ but damn when she catches his ass............ ill call 911 now lol
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Bumpersticker
by Maverick ini was following this beat-up car with a young blonde driving recklessly normal and there was a bumpersticker on the undented part of her car's bumper which read," i want to be like barbie, that bitch has everything!
" my first thought was," does that include the plastic boobs and empty head?
" maverick
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primitivegenius
im from redneck ville....................... our bumper stickers read more like.......................
DRIVER CARRYS NO MORE THAN $20.00 worth of ammunition
KEEP HONKING IM RELOADING
go figure lol
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Blonde Man Joke
by alfie inthe sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
as he is locking him up, he asks "why in the world are you dressed like this?
the cowboy says "well, it's like this sheriff... i was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... so i did.
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primitivegenius
blind man walks into a bar........... sits down at the bar and yells to the bartended.......... you want to hear a blonde joke..... so the bartender says..... sir before you start into this i must tell you that to your right is the bouncer and he is 6 2 and weights 290 lbs and hes blonde and to your right is a boxer who is 6 5 and weights 350 and is blonde and right behind you is a local tough and hes bigger than either of the others and hes blonde...... and to be honest im blonde myself........... so are y ou sure you wanna go about telling blonde jokes.............
so the blind man says............. well i guess not IF I GOTTA EXPLAIN IT FOUR DAMN TIMES
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How to get rid of snoring?
by sunshineToo inany idea?
my husband wakes me up about twice every night.
what can we do besides using a pair of ear plugs, which makes me uncomfortable?
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primitivegenius
or go to bed first lol hahahaha so your asleep before he starts sawing logs with that chainsaw
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How to get rid of snoring?
by sunshineToo inany idea?
my husband wakes me up about twice every night.
what can we do besides using a pair of ear plugs, which makes me uncomfortable?
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primitivegenius
well you see whatcha gotta do is elbow him in the ribs everytime he does that............... so when he wakes up to sore ribs say he hurt himself by snoreing to loudly
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primitivegenius
i bury my head in the sand.............. i was a good jw and concerts were the devil.......................... i been F'ing ROBBED lol
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The pain has kicked in
by Pistoff inhi all and thanks for being here and caring.
i have had a bad day today.
most of you have heard me rant and rave about my thirty years in the borg, not yet over.
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primitivegenius
yeah being PISSED OFF is good sometimes and damn sure better than being pissed on