i needed a new vacuum cleaner..so i did a bit of research and decided the "dyson" was the one for me..it is specially designed never to lose suction.it performs at 100% until you need to empty it..it uses no bags and never needs new filters...............it has a nice long hose on it for doing stairs..i used it to grab the dog`s ass..he liked it!..he thinks he has a new girl friend now and won`t leave the vacuum alone..so i put it in the closet..lol!
!...............it looks more like a hummer truck than a vacuum cleaner..and..it`s purple!..imagine that,a vacuum cleaner that sucks till it`s purple!..lol!
!...outlaw
i was in desperate need of a good vacum and got a dyson........ worked absolutely fine for me( after i cut all the damn string off the brush) then after i had it a couple weeks i read a report that said they tested the dyson with other compareable models........... and they were more powerfull and did a better job........ but dyson is the only one that dosent lose suction.
screw em tho my dyson works just damn fine for me
we went shopping this afternoon, my two little girls and i, on the way home, they were both excitedly talking about halloween.
my youngest, who is seven, lets out this comment that nearly had me veering off the road with laughter.
she said, "i know what i want to be for halloween already, a jehovah's witness" well, i started to laugh right away, my eldest girl asked her why, she says, "they knock on people's door all the time and they are really scary".
Wow.That's really friggin hilarious!While you're at it.Why not suggest she do Halloween as a Jew? Or Better yet....dress her up with a fake bomb, and have her go as a Islamic Jihhadist!...No....wait a minute....take a white sheet, and have her cut two holes in it, and call herself a junior member of the KKK! Yeah! All fun, and games.....I am an ex-JW with no intention of EVER going back....BUT.my wife, and young child are still active. I KNOW my Daughter would be crushed by such an ignorant portrayal of her heartfelt (albeit wrong) Beliefs. Why not take the opportunity to teach your young one about religous tolerance...and acceptance? Christ!......right when you think things might be getting better.....
the prozac is on the third shelf from the bottom......................... heres a glass of water lol
the dance studio where mr. estee and i have been attending has an out-of-balance ratio of women to men.any man.
another dance!
am i outta line?.
This uneven ratio of ladies to men is a common occurrence in the dance community. It is a great way for men to meet ladies. If only the men knew!
nah its the damn tights........................ that put men off the whole damn thing.
i have finally moved out of my home with pioneering jdub, its been a rollercoaster few days.. hence my delay getting back to jwd... .
i got glassed in town on a night out on saturday!!
(wrong place, wrong time... have stitches but am ok)... i started uni on monday.. exciting stuff!
woot woot good luck and congradulations
how many of you have had to send a computer in for repairs?
did you have to wait almost three #$@!
@##$% months to even get any sort of corre-frigging-spondence started?!?
bought a compaq............... peice of crap yeah............... got the warrantey from best buy. just to cover my ass................ first time something went wrong it was in the day of dial up and the modem got fried.............. took it back.
they wanted to send the damn thing to dallas and have me a 6 to 8 week turn around time and then while it was there you have to add the time it takes to do the work......... so could be a minimum of a month and a half and up to three months................. for a damn 20-40 dolla modem .......... bought the modem and installed it myself.......... SCREW WARRANTEES
and when you cleaned them.......... they called it your PRIVLEDGE........... what a bunch of S***
i guess his topic, "allow me to introduce myself" was deleted for rule #7, "impersonating.....".
i, for one, am sorry because he was hilarious!
too bad......
DAMN now i feel left out................ cause i missed it
DOH!!!
when someone cuts you off in traffic, what is the best option?.
california howdyimaginative cursingunimaginative cursingwaving fistchasing vehicle into ditch and then setting on firechasing vehicle into ditch mooning while passingflick a booger on windshieldsay "oh dideley okey thing, fick a fuddelly foo!
praise jesus!
In florida 3 out of 4 cars have guns in them. You dont want to piss off an armed nut
dude.............. 11 out of 10 cars in florida are driveing by people from other countries of which 96% have never been given a license......... and DONT know how............ geeze
my mom went to the doctor last week and while she was waiting to be seen she noticed that awake magazines were all over the lobby.
there wasnt any other magazines to be read.
she happened to look in a trash can and noticed that it was full of "worldly" magazines.
NICE
does anyone read "the onion"?
i found this article and wanted to share it.
did anyone have a similar experience?
lol barnny.............. i used to eat at the IHOP directly infront of the cheeta in hallandale lol.
