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  calling all firearm freaks...............

  by primitivegenius in

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  looking at the gopher thread............. we got us some good old fashioned redneck gun afficiandos................ just curious......... whats your top ten wish list.... pairs dont count as two.

  ) a pair of les baer srp's built on a para ordinace p 14.45 frame......... all stainless but with baer coat im thinking olive and i want the light rail.

  ) a pair of consecutive sn ruger vaqueros in .45 colt w/ extra .45 acp cylinders rebuilt by gary reeder or doug turnbull..........4.5 barrel.

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  primitivegenius

  well my friend who is a cop.......... he can shoot......... problem is there is no way in hell he can run................ he makes the stay puff man look anorexic.......... this bastard is prolly 5 6 and prolly weights 350 at least 300 bare minimum lol.

  he had a select fire ar15 a select/fullauto G3 and something very much like a mp5, plus hes always tradeing.......... sometimes he has an uzi and sometimes he has a .45calibur mac........... i swear he has 500lbs of firearms and ammo in his trunk............ when is enough enough lol
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  Boy howdy! I pulled a foe paw for sure!

  by Gregor in

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  on weekends i am the conductor on a first class dinner train.

  in addition to my conductor duties i walk through the train and schmooze with folks.

  couple of weeks ago there was a party of four, man and woman in their mid thirties with a three year old girl and a mid fifties age man.

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  i had to screen people at the airport i worked at........... well occasionally you would have some truely strange people come through........... the ones that you CANT tell if they are male or female............... now it was a same sex screening........ guys screen guys and girls screen girls................. i had this one person............ i just couldnt tell........ so i was about to assume that cousin IT was a male and do the pat down............ then thankfully i got rotated to another postion........ and left the mystery person to whomever took my place lol.

  best one tho i was looking at something i couldnt identify........ so i got rotated and so now it was my turn to search and i had to go into the persons bag.......... the.......... HOT SPANISH CHICK...........um....... uhhhh yeah................ looked inside and what i thought was a can of mace or some sort of spray........ was infact a personal vibrateing device.............. which i had in my hand.............

  i swear i set new speed records in zipping that bastard up and telling this HOT young lady to have a nice flight and come again soon........... um.................. F&^%
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  A Little Eavesdropping

  by Poztate in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was in a public area when out of the corner of my eye i saw a 30ish woman approach an elderly woman.

  i caught the words..problems...war..where can we turn to which set off my dub alert.. sure enough out came the magazines and the hard sell.

  what was interesting was the older woman said.. "hold on i want to tell you something.

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  yeah when i was at the door......... i was so self righteous and sure of myself that the only listening i did was to prove them wrong........... i didnt care what points they made....... i knew they were wrong so why would i waste my time listening or careing to what they had to say....... i OBVIOUSLY knew more than they did.................

  what an A$$hole i was
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  Whats the worst thing you have heard from the stage???

  by karter in

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  at a circuit assembly the co stopped his talk and asked the attendants to remove a crying baby and his mother .. she go up walked out the back started crying as she was studying she never came back.. saved by the co i say..

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  this one brother i knew.......... totally brainwashed but still great guy........ cheated at cards unless you were good enough to call him on his s(&^. well he had like 3 boys and a girl............ one sunday he was giving the public talk and his sons were screwing around......... they just happened to be sitting in the front row.......... so in the middle of his talk he got down off the stage grabbed at least 2 of them and hauled them out the back of the hall by their ears............ busted their a$$es and then came back and completed his talk like nothing had happened
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  Need help my computer and page keeps getting hijacked.

  by jaguarbass in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i cant hardly surf the internet anymore.

  mcaffee and avg say i have no viruses or adware or spyware but my page is constantly being hijacked.

  my computer is going very slow.. its taken 6.5 hours so far and avg still hasnt finished scanning, but they havent found anything either.. sometime they or mcaffe find something and i delete it.

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  bro before you do anything drastic like wipe your drive............. go to bleeping computer .com

  they have a list of things to do before you post a thread asking for their help........... they give you links to places to download ALL the free software, and alot of it scans you from the internet.

  what they want is for you to follow their instructions so they KNOW that all the EASY stuff has been done before they waste the time on their expert to help you personally.

  they will give you detailed instructions and you go a step at a time..... they will tell you which programs to use in safe mode to scan and which ones to disable...................... eventually if those programs dont get rid of everything you have.......... they will tell you EXACTLY what to do.

  i was ready to shoot my comp it was such a cluster F***.......... but they got it in one after i did what they wanted and posted my logs
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  Have You wrote to a newspaper about the witnesses?

  by Save My Soul in

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  i remember when the change regarding the generation came in 1995, many co-workers harassed me about this revised doctrine.

  i was not aware of how they knew of this.

  the la times and a few periodicals (i.e.

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  primitivegenius

  no but i should huh
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  Field ministry blooper reel:

  by Awakened07 in

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  -did you ever stuff up your presentation while going door-to-door?.

  i remember one beautiful summer day, me and my 'partner' were slowly approaching a man working in his garden.

  it was warm, it was sunny, it was beautiful, it was peaceful and quiet - you might say it was "paradise".

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  primitivegenius

  one time my mom told me she put some magazines in my bag............ so i was out in service.............. placed my last set but "mom put some in" so silly me i didnt check..............this also tells you i didnt read that s*** i just faked it as i went along ............. didnt matter what the cover said i could place it..............

  come to find out she DID put some magazines in my bag........................

  USED STUDY ARTICLES WITH THEIR NAMES WRITTEN ON THEM..........................

  so i had to ask the bro i was with if he had any left............ he only had a book............ and i didnt place books............. so................. um............ HAVE A NICE DAY
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  In laws again

  by 4mylove in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  so the hubby tells me that the fam is having a dinner at one of the restaurants in his hometown for the inlaws because it is their anniversary.

  i hate the fact that when they call my stomach gets in knots.. they are the nicest people if it weren't for the jw thing.

  it is the only thing i dislike.

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  primitivegenius

  F*** going to the hall......... be like charlton hestion.. when they pry my cold dead fingers off of it...........

  i REFUSE to go to another hall related bunch of bulls***. i went to my wifes uncles(total bastard) funeral at an assembly hall.............. i will not go again.

  i feel for you and all that crap........... go get a T-Shirt with a blatant christian message on it...... or one from a church and wear it just to piss them off................

  when my jw mom came to see my son born........... and refused to eat with me........ i gave her a cup to drink out of with northwest christian church on it........................ wish i could claim that i did that on purpose............ it was the first clean one i found lol
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  WHAT DID NOAH DRINK IN THE ARK?

  by badboy in

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  any ideas?

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  primitivegenius

  starbucks?
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  The Ministerial Training "School(??)" Scam

  by WTWizard in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it is for single men only.

  to get in, you have to be a hounder or an assistant (ministerial servant).

  it is called the ministerial training school.. what exactly is this?

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  primitivegenius

  well miracles can happen occasionally but you did hit it on the head............. they in their early 20s young dumb and full of cum.................. not to mention brainwashed. if they get 1 out of a hundred that is good....... i think thats damn lucky for them. the rest stick their noses where they dont belong and just help people see the bulls*** for what it is