Posts by lawrence

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Jw poetry

by mrsjones5 in

jw
friends

this was posted today by mr and mrs g but i think it deserves it's own topic:

the time is short what will i do?

i'll study my watchtower, my kingdom ministry, too.

lawrence

We awaited the Annointed Inkhorn's blot,

Banged many doors, and look what we got-

Visits from elders, who are meaner than hell,

The deeds they did, we're beginning to tell.

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Barbie For Texans

by Sparkplug in

jw
friends

ok, i must fess up, someone sent me this as an e-mail...but there are a lot of texans on this board and i thought you might enjoy it.... gives everyone a clue into texas girls.

(yes it is a joke).

mattel recently announced the release of limited edition barbie dolls.

lawrence

Thanks! Loved the post. Americana at its worst.

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Today's speaker - statistics re terrorism

by Bonnie_Clyde in

according to today's speaker: up till 1971 there had only been 24 people killed by terrorists.

by 1983 there had been 17,000 and it's still on the rise.

my question: what is the definition of terrorism?

Thanks for the meeting recap - sounds like a wonderful discussion of "good news." Who in the hell would want to enjoy the day after that tirade of blues on the Lord's Gospel. No word of Christ - must be due to a bad conscience? C'mon, terrorism has been going on from the get-go. These people are amazing.

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sect or cult that does not eat pork?

by carla in

any one offhand know of any sect or cult that does not allow it's members to eat pork?

other than jewish.

thanks, carla

lawrence

Blondie- That's true- many in Toronto don't eat pork. But head a few miles down the road to Mimico, and man, you never will see a sow on the loose.

Another cult that doesn't eat pork - 'The Farm' in Summertown, Tenn., Stephen Gaskins old fiefdom (booted in 82) -

"We provide dormitory housing or campsites and full vegan meals."

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sect or cult that does not eat pork?

by carla in

any one offhand know of any sect or cult that does not allow it's members to eat pork?

other than jewish.

thanks, carla

lawrence

A true Rasta (Rastafarian) would never eat pork. My Sikh friends do not eat pork.

Dread I.

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What happend to Japan and its explosive Growth??????????????

by JT in

jw
friends

when i was at bethel during the 80's japan was the darling of the society, gb lyord barry, used to brag about their zeal all the time and dog us in the west-.

they set and all time record of all 100-200 consective peaks in pub and growth, then all of a sudden the bottom fell out, what do you think happend.

i do recall barry mentioning that their culture is one that makes them good follers.

lawrence

Thanks bebu.

Great zagor!

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Billy Graham's daughter chokes husband

by Fatfreek in

yesterday was a bad day for billy graham's daughter.

she was caught choking her husband in a kmart parking lot.

what was she thinking?

lawrence

She found the telephone numbers that Jimmy Swagart sent her husband of his Baton Rouge girlfriends. "No honey, I swear to GOD I havent been calling them from the K Mart pay phone while you check on the new line of Mabeline eye pokers."

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July 9th 2005 Time Of End? 555 5 555

by JGraves in

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/11/92356/1.ashx

lawrence

"We wait expectantly." EF - I too didn't pay any bills this month, but spent the money on Greek lexicons, Hebrew texts, and anti-JW literature in the confidence that the 555555's were the Way. Jason must have some great waves as a result of the storm.

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