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  Jan 2008 Kingdom Ministry Quote

  by AlphaOmega in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this struck me as a nice way to bolster the numbers.. isn't this "preaching to the converted" ?.

  is this new or is it just reiterating old news ?.

  question box.

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  lawrence

  Screw the fact that this newly baptized one is now "twice as condemnable to hell" - make sure one counts the time. This death dealing cult needs to end.
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  URGENT !!! Help needed !!!

  by Little Bo Peep in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i need a "good" copy, unmarked, of the "keep on the watch" brochure.

  also, a copy of the km with the announcement for dec, jan offers of the brochure, and if at all possible, a copy of the letter announcing the cancellation of that offer.

  please, pm me asap if you can help.

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  lawrence

  "Any 192 page book before 1991" - that should flush the OLD LIGHT out of the KH, beats burning the junk. Destroy all traces of error(s), let the householders decide whats old/new/obsolete/full of crap...
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  2008 study WT will be confiscated from non-publishers

  by mac n cheese in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the literature servant told me that their instructions are to only give one study wt per publisher starting with the january 1st, 2008 issue.

  under no circumstances are they to provide any other copies (if lost or whatever, much like kms are provided now).

  any guests attending the wt study will be provided a copy, but then the servant who gave them the copy must confiscate it after the meeting.

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  lawrence

  This should be fun... next thing, the KM will announce --

  "Attendants will collect ALL magazines after the last paragraph, and before the final prayer. Attendants will be armed with tazers to address those stealing the magazines. Attendants are expected to purchase their own tazer. No Society funds will be used for these mandatory devices."

  "Give me that magazine back, or I'll fry your central nervous system!"
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  Kingdumb maladies gone bad ... er, I mean worse

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  let's face it, those kindumb songs aren't award-winning compositions.

  at one of my former congos, for the dedication of the kingdom hall, the elders decided to form a choir.

  congregation secretary conductor stood there waving a broken radio antenna wildly in front of the group as they assaulted our ears!

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  lawrence

  Fader- Amen and amen! Especially, if one of them has a bent antenna leading the others. Great story, thanks!

  P.S. Were we really in that insane asylum?
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  Richie's side, Seth's side... and a third side

  by AlmostAtheist in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got a pm from richie.

  shockingly, he has a side to the story!

  so i have a legitimate sounding story from richie, who i know to be a young, rebellious man.

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  lawrence

  Lots of water under the bridge - "Let it be". RR - hope you have a peaceful and blessed day! Seth - hope you have a peaceful and blessed day! This whole thing won't mean shit to a tree in time.
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  Kingdumb maladies gone bad ... er, I mean worse

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  let's face it, those kindumb songs aren't award-winning compositions.

  at one of my former congos, for the dedication of the kingdom hall, the elders decided to form a choir.

  congregation secretary conductor stood there waving a broken radio antenna wildly in front of the group as they assaulted our ears!

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  lawrence

  Billy - thanks for your memories.

  My opinion - Dump the religion, its gestapos, its lies, false prophecies and crap songs. In lieu... sing 'Three blind mice' and continue the circle jerk.
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  Santana Has done it Again... Ahhh SWEET!

  by Sparkplug in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7amynaptri.

  chad and carlos.

  grrrr.....

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  lawrence

  Sparky-

  Thanks for posting the 'Soul Sacrifice' link - always one of my favorites. What awesome energy! The same page had Hendrix at the Albert Hall doing 'Foxy Lady' - man! Once again, thanks!
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  Aust= Missionary Quits!! Watchtower wants his "English Teacher" wages???

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  a brother from the 1st ministerial training school in australia, quit his missionary assignment in asia.

  the society had to send him in as an english teacher otherwise missionaries are not given visa's.

  so on assignment he had to teach english part-time for a small wage.

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  lawrence

  "No one can pocket any money until they become a C.O." - Slavemaster's Manifesto pg 666.
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  Santana Has done it Again... Ahhh SWEET!

  by Sparkplug in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7amynaptri.

  chad and carlos.

  grrrr.....

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  lawrence

  Sparky-

  Carlos wrote Europa (Earth's Cry Heaven's Smile), and Gato covered it. Love all the versions of the tune. Yes, Clapton; saw him twice - once I had a second row seat - I got a call at 5:30 p.m. one evening and a friend of a friend asked what I was doing that night (Miami). With nothing going on that night, he said he had an extra ticket to see Clapton and would I like to go. I said yes, and then he said, "by the way, it's the second row." Phew! Enough said!
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  Santana Has done it Again... Ahhh SWEET!

  by Sparkplug in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7amynaptri.

  chad and carlos.

  grrrr.....

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  lawrence

  I don't know about the best legs - to be honest I was distracted by Carlos' axe. I have seen Carlos play 3 times live and one day would love to see him play with another favorite of mine Gato Barbieri.

  Reviewed the clip, yeah - quite a set of legs, but once again, I was distracted by the sweet soundz coming off the frets.