i have the feb magazine with the new report in it.
if anyone is interested to know any of the figures then let me know and i will post it over the next half hour or so....
Ozzie-
They're experiencing "growths" preaching under the UV 12 skies of Oaxaca and the Yucatan. Better place to retire and say God called you? Just like getting laid on your birthday. There's "no need" where there's no growth. They'll be next moving Crooklyn to the Baja, and leasing pioneers 6 seater dune buggies for field circus with lots of RV slips.
since you hijacked jez's thread, i borrowed her words for the title of your very own "welcome back brownboy" thread.. this can be fun.
everybody can ask you questions about bible prophecy and such, seeing as you and him are so close and all.
oh, waitsatan misled you...eh?
BB-
Why are you concerned about the WTS copyright? They rip off everyone and everything, and when they give credit it is for a half truth or incorrect citation of a recognized authority. These guys don't deserve the time of day for who they are and you're worried about copyright... hmmm, do you realize the GB are killers with hands dripping blood.
i have the feb magazine with the new report in it.
if anyone is interested to know any of the figures then let me know and i will post it over the next half hour or so....
Praise be for the increase! The ark's door is still open. The antitypical Noah class is reaping while the wicked one waits to plunder. Because of the zealous works of our former brothers and sisters many have been called - but to what...a life of Crooklyn bondage.
periodically, we post about what we realize were good fables that were spoken as "gospel".
smurfs running up and down the aisles of the hall is a well known one......any you remember???
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Minimus-
Excellent! Here's another one I remember about an annointed sister, Sister Foster, and she called on a man, left a book and planned to see him on an R.V. the next week in Chelsea, Mass. But when she returned the next week (faithfully on time) the landlord told her that the man was taken to Bridgewater State Hospital for he had slashed up a call girl in the apartment the day Sister Foster called on the man and placed the publication. We knew we were protected and could walk two by two through the rain, hail, and snow protected as long as the feet were shod with the "good news."
periodically, we post about what we realize were good fables that were spoken as "gospel".
smurfs running up and down the aisles of the hall is a well known one......any you remember???
?
Minimus-
Yes, that was in the 46 or 47 Yearbook. The rat was a D.O.
periodically, we post about what we realize were good fables that were spoken as "gospel".
smurfs running up and down the aisles of the hall is a well known one......any you remember???
?
Yeah incense-
And don't pray out loud, then again even to yourself, cause Satan reads the mind, or does he, then again depends on which Watchtower one uses. Here's another great Urban Legend - there were some brothers in a concentration camp (thanks to Mr. Rutherford) and they were studying a smuggled Watchtower and were interrupted abruptly by a camp guard and Jehovah blinded his eyes and he never saw the magazine, which then spread throughout the camp and on to some Knorr yearbook.
growing up as a jw kid i dreaded going to the meetings.
as a 3 yr old child i was expected to sit quietly in my seat.
as quite an active child myself this was impossible and lead to be taken "downstairs" on several occasions each meeting (you all know what happens "downstairs").
Kwin-
Great to hear that you and your family had such a positive time! University, nah, more like a friggin funny farm run by mofo nuts and greedy bastards. Keep on enjoying. Good health to you and the family.
i recently went to a "pentacostal church" with my neighbor who has been a devout pentacostal for 30 years.
she has been asking me for years to come to her church since i left jw's so i finally went with her a few sundays ago.
i must admit i was nearly scared "speechless".
I've been to "calm" pentecostal services (tongues, a healing or two), but one night I went to a revival in Roxbury, Mass. and there were rollers, foamers, and head bangers, and one was so filled with "spirit" that Pastor Daley kept praising God, until the man almost rammed his head through a wall, and lo and behold! sucker had a demon, so now Daley and the deacons prayed over the exorcism, in "Jesus name." It was time for me to go, but a friend stayed and said they had some more exorcisms and many were "saved." Bullshit! On my way out I put a wad of napkins in an envelope and put it in the donation basket, I'll bet they thought they were having lobster after the savings and healings.
a judge has just overturned the paltry compensation that a yob had been ordered to pay to the seven year old child that he paralysed while speeding in a car without insurance or a license.
he was only paying 3 a week and claimed "he couldn't afford it" !!!
(yeah, right .
Simon-
An hour is not necessary, as my last karate instructor would say, after 5 seconds you'll know if and where you let the chance slip by. In regards to English "pathetic justice" and you mentioning on another post about coming to Canada, please remember, up here there are "hate laws" and mentioning wanting to eradicate a specific judge and the killer can land you in the slammer. Let's just state it as it is, ALL governments don't represent the common folk. Some are worse than others. But I concur with all of your anger, it's a pity and a shame.
BadBoy-
Condolences to you and your family. May you have peace.
