Posts by johnathanseagull

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Not Fair

by myself in

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no, life isnt fair.

there are no answers.

there are unwanted babies being aborted, or given up for adoption while at the same time there are families who are unable to have children of their own.

johnathanseagull

Amen and respect to that "myself"

JGull

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Sad Songs

by Larry in

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i'm compiling a cd of songs that make you cry (i'm in that mood).

what songs are tear jerkers to you?

thanks - ll

Party Invite for Simon, Angharad and UKer's

by Sirona in

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hi simon & angharad,.

i know you sometimes miss the barrage of emails you get, so i thought i'd post to invite you to my house-warming party on 30th november 2002.. as you know, this house means the world to me.

and i'm loving it!

johnathanseagull

Noooooooooo, I'm on a weekend trip to Lisbon on that date, drat !!!, thanks for the invite another time it will be a definite yes

J Gull

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he he he.........when i get a tad blue, i tend to look up my old school reports and see how far i've advanced since those god ole school days and have a good laugh........... below are my yearly reports in "divinity" which for those who dont know is an old term for religious education, these are actual quotes from my report book.

age 11.

"simon is working reasonably well but he frequently forgets to hand his book in".

johnathanseagull

Bendrr...........gosh those reports are over 20 years old and Jo, UK here, not sure if you do, check out my mail, it's my name

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"Old" School reports - funny

by johnathanseagull in

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he he he.........when i get a tad blue, i tend to look up my old school reports and see how far i've advanced since those god ole school days and have a good laugh........... below are my yearly reports in "divinity" which for those who dont know is an old term for religious education, these are actual quotes from my report book.

age 11.

"simon is working reasonably well but he frequently forgets to hand his book in".

johnathanseagull

he he he.........when I get a tad blue, I tend to look up my old school reports and see how far I've advanced since those god ole school days and have a good laugh........... below are my yearly reports in "Divinity" which for those who dont know is an old term for Religious Education, these are actual quotes from my report book

Age 11

"Simon is working reasonably well but he frequently forgets to hand his book in"

Age 12

"This has been a most disappointing year for Simon. He has made increasingly less effort to do any work, particularly home work ( he he he an apostate in the making !!!!!)

Age 12.5

"Simon still finds the handing in of written work very difficult to accept. When I do see his work, it is usually slapdash and showing little thought ( ahhhh that'll be cheating on my monthly hours then !!)

Age 13

"There has been no improvement in Simon's attitude. I have still very little written work from him"

Age 13.3

"Simon has done very little work this year. This result (91%) shows that Simon has the ability to work when he makes the effort" (or when the Elders come round for a chit chat LOL)

Age 14

"Simon needs to work so much harder and must put more effort generally in to his work" (ooooh going downhill again!!!)

Age 15

"Simon has not made a good deal of effort, he needs constant supervision for he is so frequently intent in mischief" (LMAO), (reminds me when I was "marked" in the cong)

Age 16

"Simon has shown more interest this year and has made some effort to improve his written work" (oooh that'll be the elders visit again then)

J Gull............feel free to share your report quotes

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Pleasuredome, Brummie

by johnathanseagull in

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i only went and got that job in london, start monday, i indeed must have jah's blessings lol.

j gull

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LOL..........yeah do you remember being in the cong, it was always "Jah made this/that happen" LMAO, I remember that at the time my Mum saying that I didn't da myself "JEHOVAH removed me cause I was bad man"!!!!

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Pleasuredome, Brummie

by johnathanseagull in

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i only went and got that job in london, start monday, i indeed must have jah's blessings lol.

j gull

johnathanseagull

I only went and got that Job in London, start Monday, I indeed must have Jah's blessings lol

J Gull

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? about JW Brit Football players

by ApagaLaLuz in

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alright, long story short.

i was at my parents house the other night.

my mom has been sick, and they have their jw friends from england visiting.

johnathanseagull

I met Peter Knowles once at the convention at the Wolves Football Ground, not sure if he's still a dub though, and at that time a guy called Dave Hill could be seen at the conventions, he played in a band called Slade with Noddy Holder, (does anybody remember that) dont think he was baptised though

J Gull

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What would Jesus...drive?

by detective in

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hmmmm.

yes... but would jesus have an "i love me" bumper sticker?.

from the boston channel.... group asks 'what would jesus drive?'.

johnathanseagull

Hmmmm, didn't Moses have a motorbike ?? " He came down on his Triumph"

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Is this a joke???

by ScoobySnax in

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what did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable student in the inflatable school?........you're letting me down, you're letting yourself down, and you're letting the school down..........awww ok its crap, but i'm trying.

johnathanseagull

Beck I thought you were going to say that the guy went back to the shop with the doll complaining that it was a "man" doll....until the assistant told him that he had it inside out !!!

boom boom thank you very much I'm here all week

J Gull