Posts by Brainfloss

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Billy berates 'Keep on the Watch' #3: New Light - Nobody Noticed

by Billy the Ex-Bethelite in

part #1 cancellation of jan 08 campaign, page 3 contents: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/11/147814/1.ashx.

part #2 show love for molesters - http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/148345/1.ashx.

now part #3... what?

Waking up your spouse

by All for show in

jw
friends

i am aware this has to be done quite carefully, but how?

while many may complain and see the hypocrisy within the kh's, maybe even with the gb, how does one bring up doctrine issues?

i surely can not tell my husband to "go look what jwfacts.com says".

I say do a google search for the best Sunday brunch in a city near you...not right in your area somewhere a hour or so away. encourage him to miss the meeting to go there. Followed up with some very positive reinforcement from his wife, if you know what I mean, show him the joys of having some real free time with his wife. you know best what the two of you like the brunch is just a suggestion. dont talk about the meeting or doctrine or the ttat at all just be a normal couple spending time together he will want to do it again soon.

best of luck

brainfloss

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DA LETTER

by Brainfloss in

(xxxxxxx) congregation of jehovah's witnesses.

this is to inform you that (xxxxxx) body of elders are no longer brainfloss' elders.. .

brainfloss.

Brainfloss

TO:

(XXXXXXX) CONGREGATION OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

This is to inform you that (XXXXXX) body of elders are no longer brainfloss' elders.

Brainfloss

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"The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"

by suavojr in

jw
friends

as current witnesses, ex-jw's, believers, non believers.

the topic of what truth is, has been the dominating thought and motivation to many of us here.. so, what is truth?.

a question that has lingered since the dawn of our consciousness and it will stay as long as the human race is around.. .

Brainfloss

BUMP

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Timbuktu try again

by Brainfloss in

this bus load of people crashes off of a cliff it is very late in the day.

st peter is about to call it quits for the day and they don't have very many spaces left that day in heaven.

when he finally gets to the last two on the bus there is only one spot left.. he explains that this has happened before and that what they do is draw a word out of a hat and whoever makes the best poem gets to go to heaven and the other one got to well you know.

Brainfloss

Thanks speedracer i thought it was pretty funny too.

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Field Service

by Brainfloss in

first i haven't been out in service for many 10 or more years.

i haven't been to a meeting in 2-3 years.

i have seen a lot of ttat tracts available online.

Brainfloss

Well luckly i am completely current probably more so than anyone else that will be at the meeting.

Really just daydreaming though

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Timbuktu try again

by Brainfloss in

this bus load of people crashes off of a cliff it is very late in the day.

st peter is about to call it quits for the day and they don't have very many spaces left that day in heaven.

when he finally gets to the last two on the bus there is only one spot left.. he explains that this has happened before and that what they do is draw a word out of a hat and whoever makes the best poem gets to go to heaven and the other one got to well you know.

Brainfloss

This bus load of people crashes off of a cliff it is very late in the day. St peter is about to call it quits for the day and they don't have very many spaces left that day in heaven. When he finally gets to the last two on the bus there is only one spot left.

He explains that this has happened before and that what they do is draw a word out of a hat and whoever makes the best poem gets to go to heaven and the other one got to well you know

the two had been on the bus together for quite some time and the other knew that his seatmate was the famous poet Robert Frost and complained that this arrangement was not fair. St peter assured him that all would be fair and that he could draw the word from the hat.

he drew the word Timbuktu

in protest they went into cubicles to compose their poems

Robert Frost went first ---smiling

We planned a very lengthy trip

aboard a wooden sailing ship

we sailed across the ocean blue

our destination Timbuktu

Wow says the other guy I didn’t even really know what Timbuktu meant but anyway

here goes

A camping Tim and I both went

We saw three girls in a tent

As they were three and we were two

I bucked one

And Tim bucked two

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Field Service

by Brainfloss in

first i haven't been out in service for many 10 or more years.

i haven't been to a meeting in 2-3 years.

i have seen a lot of ttat tracts available online.

Brainfloss

I am sharing a message of HOPE

---I sincerely hope that you can learn from my mistakes

---I truly hope that when you see thes folks i am with today you will not be misled by them

---I hope you have a great day

Thank goodness I drove this car group I hope Brother Can't Answer Any Questions doesnt mind stopping at starbucks on the way back to the hall

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Field Service

by Brainfloss in

first i haven't been out in service for many 10 or more years.

i haven't been to a meeting in 2-3 years.

i have seen a lot of ttat tracts available online.

Brainfloss

excellent!! ---Punk

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Field Service

by Brainfloss in

first i haven't been out in service for many 10 or more years.

i haven't been to a meeting in 2-3 years.

i have seen a lot of ttat tracts available online.

Brainfloss

please except this free tract that exposes one such religion!!