LMAO!!!!!!
Embarassing situation
by ColdRedRain 34 Replies latest jw friends
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lola28
You can pull a Bill Clinton and say " I never got a lap dance from that woman"
lola
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whyamihere
You can pull a Bill Clinton and say " I never got a lap dance from that woman"
Or, say "Define Lap Dance."
Brooke
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lola28
Brroke that was funny. Nice to see you back here.
lola
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skinnyboy
maybe it was a sister giving him a lap dance.
Should of said to your mom, "but mom, we were having a bible study and she just got caught up in the rapture of it all"
im assuming you had a boner in the pic? Just say "If i spared the "rod" i would of been spoiling her" -
MsMcDucket
Have her read you the part where it says: Thou shalt not go to strip clubs.
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Nate Merit
How OLD are you ColdRedRain?
If you're under 21, what the heck were you doing in a strip joint? If you're 21 or over, what the heck are you doing still at home having your mother discipline you? Sweet baby Jesus I would have rather slit my wrists than live with mom n pop when I was your age!
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Carol
Perhaps you could explain to her that you and the dancer were "singing and dancing in praise to Jehovah" as the Isrealites used to do, as we've often read in the Song of Solomon and the book of Psalms?
:-)
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Kaput
Here I'm aware of several elders who stuck up for sisters when they fell into immoral behaviors.
Hmmmmmmmm.
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MsMcDucket
Just say: It wasn't me!