Ah tetragod, you have forgotten the face of your father. The Equinox of the Gods is nigh, and you shall be merely one amongst many.
pray to tetragod, and experience something you never have before...
by tetrapod.sapien 100 Replies latest jw friends
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GetBusyLiving
Dear Tetragod,
A melody to your praise.
O walk with Tetragod in modesty;
Love kindness, and be true.
With Tetragod keep your integrity;
Let him your strength renew.
If you would keep his truth so grand,
By men be not beguiled;
But let Tetragod lead you by the hand,
Just as a little child.O walk with Tetragod in purity;
Relapse not into sin.
Advance so full maturity
And his approval win.
And on whatever things are pure
And lovely, true and just,
On these things think; and to endure,
In Tetragod put all your trust.O walk with Tetragod in faithfulness,
For then you will attain
Contentment true and Tetragodliness,
O walk with Tetragod; be ever glad
His glorious praise to sing.
The greatest joy that can be had
His Kingdom work will bring.And now for the things that I want:
- Mystical apostate painting for my living room
- 2 tabs of LSD
- 2 pills of Ecstacy
- Tattoo abstract including a tetragrammaton and pentagram
Through the merits of your son Christ Jesus, amen.
GBL
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forsharry
Oh Great and Mighty Tetragod,
I pray thee, please assuage my doubt as to whether or not there are other, non-tetralike-gods out there.
I don't think that there is, but I do so enjoy you argue atheism. It pleases me.
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tetrapod.sapien
my lovely lovely subjects:
some of you have missed the point. i have no supernatural powers. i ,merely answer prayers. but this god, one of trillions here on earth, actually answer prayers. but this god also has to work, so i will have to wait to answer your prayers until after work. but each and every one of you will get an answer, so please check back later.
ross you homo, you ruined my date with scully. arrgghh!
scully, i have photo documentation of my virility, and that ross is talking out his holy blow-hole. please reconsider lovey.
tetragod
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tetrapod.sapien
ross my holy thorn in the flesh,
I could never pray to someone who doesn't capitalise their sentences. Poor punctuation is an obvious sign of lack of omnipotence. Strike me dead if you can reach me, oh impotent one...
thanks for the prayer, and the extra dollar.
tetragod
$25;
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tetrapod.sapien
jula my rebublican demonspawn,
Ohhhhhh great, all-wise, all-knowing Tetra I want and we all need:
1) The Fair Tax bill to pass
2) The end of Socialism
3) And a new XBOX 360!!!!
your supplications are so very agreeable to your father.
tetragod is an anarchist. he cares not about politics, let alone american politics. but i wish you the best, praise the answerer of prayers!
the xbox, right. at the end of the month, my company is giving me a PS2. is that good enough? tetragod sees life as one massive roll playing game, and so is not big into video games, per se.
tetragod
$26;
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jula71
So does that mean I at least get the XBOX???To think I was going to give your church a donation?!?!?! Just don't send any one knocking at my door!!!!!
Oh ya...."rebublican demonspawn" ?????????!?!?!?!?! Independent or Libertarian!!
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LittleToe
Ah, but it was obeisance not worship
You have documentation? You mean those scabs finally cleared up and the doc gave ya the all clear? Nice one! Now if only you could get rid of the rash and pustules, you'll be a whole
mandeity! Gumby might be able to help ya there... -
tetrapod.sapien
sigh, no wonder other gods get tired of answering prayers jula. you didn't listen to what i said in the first place. i said i could get you a PS2. listen to god more carefully from now on. it's not all in your head you know...
LOL
ross,
you dirty cheap shot...
tetragod
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LittleToe
you dirty cheap shot...
Errr, no. But Gumby might be able to help ya there, too