You kaught me Tally. I was never no good without my trusty spell checker! :)
rem,
I thaught you mighta done have invented a new word,
which is your Perfect Right to do.
I do it all the time.
'enginuity'
Your word woulda qualified as a 'sniglet'.
Why the hell would they do something so stupid?
funKydereK, (heeey man, I like your name - 2 K's!)
Uh, to answer your question- (with a '?')
because "They" are stupid?
If they wanted to communicate with us, surely they would have used the methods they know we use, and not methods which are routinely used by pranksters.
Who says "They" want to communicate with us?
Who says "They" ain't just 'messing' with us?
Can you say 'KosmikMindFucK'?
Our bet is IF they're human, they're up there floating around in some super high tech stealth craft, R&D-funded by The Black Budget, (you know, that USGuvmint Kommittee which doles the seKret dollars to the deep underground intelligence groups, SO seKret, BTW, that they don't even HAVE acronyms... oh, and which Kommittee that that RottenFucker Gary Kondit sits on... hmmm) and these Black Ops Boys are screwing around with the newest beam technology to vandalize farmers' fields with their Gang Graffiti...
- o r -
if they are Alien, then our bet is they are more the likes of Poltergeists, Discarnate Entities, Territorial or Familiar Spirits, Tricksters, who, according to the annals of demonology are notorious for MindFucking Humans...
if they are Alien, then the "extraterrestrial" theory would be at the bottom of our list of explanations. We prefer the term 'Ultraterrestrials'.
Human of Alien, these jokers are NOT your average Merry Pranksters.
They bees up to no good.
Dat's fer sure, son.
Unless the aliens are practical jokers too, in which it's either a human practical joke or an alien practical joke.
Bingo!
You know, I've always wondered, what is 'practical' about a practical joke?
My bet is that like every crop pattern ever explained it's the work of humans.
Yeah, we're with you on that.
EVERY crop glyph ever explained, has been a hoax admitted to by humans, like the Performance Artists, Doug & Dave.
Heeeee.
OTOH, there have been many that defy easy explanation...
but of course, you obviously know that.
So why is it that something as unliklely as "aliens" is even brought up as a possibility when discussing crop circles? Even the idea of a team of trained monkeys flying stealth helicopters would be MORE likely.
ChuckD,
Yes, we agree.
Those aviating apes would be a MUCH MORE like explanation for the origin of the crop circles, than say... uhh, say, like some British scientists have propounded:
"We believe it was hedgehogs who made the crop circles!"
Bwwwwhhhaahahahawwwwahhhaahehehehhhhheeeeeee-haw-hee-haw-hee-haw!
or, or, get this:
"We think that it was most like whirlwinds which created them..."
or, how 'bout:
"Or it is possible that ball lightning or plasma vortexes dropped down from the sky to the surface of these crop fields and made intricate patterns..."
God-Love'em!
When those scientists get desparate, when they are faced with a mystery, a phenomenon, which flies in the face of their physics, their training, their pet theories... well, it's just no telling what kind of "most likely" "explanations" they will come up with.
It is SO funny to hear the Kracklings of Eggheads.
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