Dave has never hit on me, so I concluded that he was gay.
Now that I have your attention - HOOO-AAAAAH!!!!! This news has made my day!!!!!
For anyone who doesn't "get it" (and you know who you are) please read Marvin Shilmer's excellent post earlier in this amazing thread. IT IS BIG, BAD PRESS FOR THE WTS! And that is good. Period.
Personally, I'm ordering reprints from the Washington Post for distribution (and to keep handy by my front door for guess who's) - and calling my local Santa Barbara newspaper. I believe they will be interested - a young woman went missing a few months ago and was found days later in her car down a ravine. There was daily coverage of the drama for over a week. After surviving that ordeal, she refused blood which would surely have saved her life. This article would be a great follow-up.
Carry on!