Need new drink!!! (page 2)

Naeblis

I like drinking Whiskey Sours like a 95 year old widowed debutante!!

Seven

The Bloody Mary-it's not just for breakfast anymore. I have to agree with EM and Steph. The best anytime of the day drink, imo.

Try this: Mix 1 can each of the following in a large pitcher: Tomato juice, V-8, & Clamato juice. Add some horseradish, celery salt, black pepper, lime and lemon juice. Depending on how much you want to turn up the heat add a few dashes of: Tabasco, Mississippi Hot(Catalpa Plantation), Hammond's Jamaica Pepper & Cajun Sunshine. Add worcestershire sauce. Mix well. Have a few trays of ice cubes in the freezer at all times made from this mix. Wouldn't want to dilute that "Grey Goose" or "Absolut." Enjoy.

ballistic

10 Reasons Getting Drunk is Better than Sex

You can drink beer while you watch football.

You'll get more for your money with the booze.

When you are done with your beer, you don't have to wait an hour before you get up and get another.

You know that you can count on always being able to mooch a beer.

When you get drunk, you don't get in trouble if you just roll over and go to sleep.

Alcohol doesn't carry diseases which infect your balls, causing them to swell to the size of a grapefruit.

You don't have to wear rubber things over any part of your anatomy to get drunk.

At least with booze, the older it gets, the better it tastes.

If you go to a bar to get drunk, the booze won't care if you sneak out of the bar before morning.

All alcoholic beverages have yeast in them, not just the cheap ones.

I was too far out... and not waving but drowning - Stevie Smith

Okidok

Hi tattoogrl333
Its enough with just one beer.

"It takes two to speak the truth -- one to speak, and another to
hear."
---Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Princess

Single malt scotch...neat.

Princess

Stephanus

Ah yes, Princess, that's my other favourite!

normie67

Tattoo Chick....
This a good one that always hits the "spot".......
Take a shot glass and fill it 3/4 Jagermeister and top it off the reamaining 1/4 with E&J Brandy(must use E&J Brandy)........smooth!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me know if you try it!

normie

Farkel

: Do not drink and drive.

This guy left a party once and he was obviously smashed. Another chap said to him, you're not going to drive, are you?

He said, "Of COURSE I'm going to drive. I'm way too drunk to walk!"

(Well that joke was funny about 25 years ago, anyway!)

Farkel

"When in doubt, duck!"

nelly136

malibu and bitter lemons one of my favourites
port orange(juice) and coke in a long glass looks like pond water but tastes ok
or a black russian can hit the spot, vodka tiamaria and coke....if you can get them to put a shot of guiness in too it takes off the sickly back bite
nelly

who doesnt care what you drink as long as you dont drive after

Shaneliza

Bailey's Irish Creme.....on the rocks, over icecream, or in coffee....nothing tastes better to me...

Need new drink!!!

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