Name good excuses that should be good enough to miss a meeting but not good enough for the elders...
What's a good excuse to miss a meeting?
by JH 33 Replies latest jw friends
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xjwms
I have to work
another shift
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whyamihere
I have cramps.
Brooke
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stillajwexelder
I was having sex with Brooke (I wish!)
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2112
The fact that they are a JW meeting is plenty of reason to miss.
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JH
Gas is too expensive now.....Sorry can't go anymore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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valkyrie
"I saw the title of the talk in advance, and knew that the viewpoint that would be developed by the speaker was not one that I could conscientiously espouse or for which I could deliver even pro forma applause. So, in order to avoid stumbling others by my lack of participation and my dour, disapproving looks I decided to refrain from attending."
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ButtLight
I was busy getting drunk with Brooke?
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whyamihere
LOL....I am a drunken whore, thanks to Stilla and Butt!
Brooke
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looking_glass
I am traveling for work and will make the mtgs there. How will they ever know you did not go.
Not just I have cramps which most elders cringe at, but here is one even better (I cannot take credit for it ... Kudos to April for this one ...) My flow is heavy this month and when I sit down and stand up it makes it worse. I would not want an "accident" to happen in the seat at the hall. I LMAO at that one. It was great and let me tell you it had the BOYS running from her and they never bothered her again.