When a telemarketer would call, my friend would say that the person they want to speak to had died.I wonder if that would work with the elders?
Funny.....however, you must get creative with the telemarketers. I would get so good my parents would be crying in the corner laughing in disbelief that I was their daughter.
My favorite was...."I am sorry my mother is not in right now, she is at her random drug test...by the looks of things around here she will not be passing this test. The outcome of her weekend of debauchery, we will lose our food stamps. Well, I better start packing my brothers including myself, since the state should be coming soon. I just hope this time we can stay together...... I am sorry what was it that you needed"?
Brooke**total smart ass**