What's a good excuse to miss a meeting? (page 2)

But what would be the best would be to bring into the hall a woopie cushion and go into the bathroom and make the noises real loud. I think they would go in and ask you to leave because you were causing a disturbance.

Nosferatu

Being too hungry

cyberdyne systems 101

I was reading JWD and forgot the time

Tristram

There will be another meeting just like it in a couple of days?

Mulan

too tired to concentrate

lovelylil

feeling suicidal again.

Just to pull the chains of the brothers when they came for a sheparding call because I was missing meetings I put on a crazy women face and said "I am to depressed to attend and if you keep coming back I may have to commit suicide!". It worked, they never came back. That gave me time to write my 9 page letter of disasociation.

ballistic

I was picking my nose.

ferret

I don't want to go.

What's a good excuse to miss a meeting?

kid-A

kittyeatzjdubs

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