For those not sick to death of talking about this...607 BCE

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  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Outlaw, I know who would have made the perfect Larry to complete our 3 stooges. Do you remember Yadirf? (Friday)

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    AlanF,

    How about petitioning Simon to let Fred Hall back on?

    Isn't he the person who ended up lost in the bedroom of Queen Elizabeth II with a map of Tyre in his hand that was given him by Scholar?

    Actually, at least he was entertaining. Scholar and ThirdWitness From The Sun remind me of the time as a child I caught my fingers between my bicycle chain and the chainwheel. Each way I moved the chainwheel made no difference, it led to pain.

    Outlaw,

    How are you! Long time no read. Are the penguins still keeping your beer cool?

    HS

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    jayhawk1,Ha-ha!Yah,I remember that fool!.Dude had never been a Jehovah`s Witness.He wanted to tell people what being a Witness was all about24/7.LOL!!He got so mad at me,he started 2 threads just for me.His rage got so bad,he used multiple accounts just to cuss me out.LOL!!..His IQ would have had to come up considerably,just so he could be stupid.Yadirf couldn`t be bothered to follow WBTS rules like the Jehovah`s Witness he pretended to be,and he couldn`t be bothered to follow the rules here either.Eventually Simon got tired of his crap and tossed him...Well,we could make room for a 4th stooge..When Curly left the three Stooges they got another stooge"Shep"..LOL!...OUTLAW

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1
    Isn't he the person who ended up lost in the bedroom of Queen Elizabeth II with a map of Tyre in his hand that was given him by Scholar?

    Hahaha, how many times does Scholar have to tell us that Tyre doesn't exist?

    No wait, it's perminant destruction is figurative...

    No wait, it's perminant destruction is literal...

    No wait, Jehovah said Tyre would never be rebuilt and it wasn't..

    No wait, Jehovah said Tyre would figuratively never be rebuilt and it was...

    What was I talking about?

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hillary_step,my man! How are you doing bud?..I have just been able to post the last few days.What a friggin adventure I`ve been on since we last met..I`ve still got the Penguin`s but I`ve got a new ranch..Can you guess what I`ve called it?..It`s the "Bikini Ranch"..LOL!!..I`ve got to get settled in yet,but I will E-mail you soon..All my best to you and the Mrs...OUTLAW

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Outlaw, all we need now is Curly Joe who replaced Shemp.

    Moe is Thirdwitness

    Larry is Fred Hall

    Curly is Scholar

    Shemp is Yadirf

    Curly Joe is... ???????

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    Gay? Not that I have problem with that.

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    God, you guys are funny!

    OUTLAW, your outlandish sense of humor just tickles me.

    HS, as always I appreciate your dry wit.

    Jayhawk, what can I say?

    Amazingly, Fred Hall still emails me from time to time with some inane comments, usually in support of Rolf Furuli. When I give in to temptation and email him back, his responses approximate those of scholar, except that I can imagine wild eyes and drool running down his chin as opposed to scholar's trance-like blank stare. I suspect that Furuli has some sort of inner circle of JW-defender wannabes going. But with supporters like Fred Hall and the present crop of bozos, he should shoot himself before it's too late.

    AlanF

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    jayhawk1,I`ve got the man for you.You think 3rd Witness is twisted?.This guy was so twisted,he had to screw his socks on.Our final stooge is the infamous braindead Bible Scholar"You Know".If you want to know AlanF`s shoe size,all you have to do,is look at the boot mark on "You Knows" ass..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    What makes this whole topic a joke is that NOTHING F*CKING HAPPENED IN 1914!

    607,609,602,587,589,205,1986 IT'S IRRELEVENT AS 1914 WAS A NOTHING YEAR!

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