by JH 73 Replies latest jw friends
Its your fault I'm not going to talk to you. You left Jehovah.
The elders are inspired by holy spirit but they are still imperfect and make mistakes. (if this logic is true, then you must be saying that even though the Bible is inspired, imperfect men wrote it so its full of mistakes.)
A CO's wife told me before I got married that I was engaged and I couldn't change my mind about getting married. Once engaged you have to go through with it. . . . I don't know whether it was more stupid for her to say it or for me (at 19) to believe her cause I knew it was a mistake. Oh well, after 4 years I was a single mom with 2 beautiful babies.
The dumbest comment ever made to me was " You don't gain Jehovahs spirit unless your out knocking on doors " I always thought we gain his spirit just from asking for it. Assholes that make stupid comments like that just show how uneducated and fooled they really are.
No matter what you're coping with, whether it's depression, financial problems,marriage and children problem, job loss
and so on,
The solution is
SPEND MORE TIME IN SERVICE AND JEHOVAH WILL BLESS YOU
Kissing a girl is tantamount to rape. My shirt is possessed. Chess is a war game and off limits. Dungeons and dragons is a satanic game. Can't go to my high school graduation because bad association spoils useful habits, yet I went to school with the same people for 4yrs. Beards are unbecoming of a christian, yet most anyone had a beard from the first century right down to c.t. russels goatee. The internet is evil. Not allowed sex education in school, help ,help somebody take over!
"You act worldly".
once i told the P.O.'s wife that i was gonna go on a preventative hair-loss medication and she said, "why would you do that when the end is so close?" that was 10 years ago. i wonder why you'd brush your teeth in the morning when it's just wasting valuable time that could be spent in service! (i mean, the end could come before noon!)
"the brothers in bethel think the end will come in 1989 because there are almost 3,000,000 witnesses."
"just because there's new light on the generation of the last days, doesn't mean the end is any further away."
"i don't think she's really anointed."
An elder to my 15 year old son: "Satan is attacking the congregation through you"
My favourite: (Every JW for the past 100 years) 'Looking at current world conditions, the End can't be far away'
My brother-in-law (about every car he ever bought) 'This is my 'Armageddon car' - the last car I'll buy before Armageddon'
There was this awful big headed sister in an neighbouring cong who loved the sound of her own voice, and a comment she gave at some meeting about xmas , in which she referred to it as Paganalia!
God were to begin?
When I was at Bethel my overseer said "Gary Kennedy (my friend and one of the workers there) was going to DIE at Armageddon"
When I was out in service with a Circuit Overseer He tolded a nice lady at the door "She would DIE one day because she doesn't worship god 'in spirit and truth'"
