What Naughty Things Did You Know Of That Went On In Your Hall?

by minimus 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • Bstndance
    Bstndance
    But then again Jehovah can't see through the casino ceiling

    He knows there are enough "eyes in the sky" at casinos. hehehe

    I guess I was too young to know about anything naughty going on in my cong. I'm sure there must have been.

  • Rooster
    Rooster

    @ our Kingdumb hall they would drink the wine after the memorial. Wow..

  • juni
    juni

    I forgot about that Rooster. When I first saw that I darn near stumbled. lol

    So the elders told me, "oh sister *****. The observance is over; this is just wine to drink."

    So it goes............but, "don't ride a cycle to the hall cause you might stumble someone." I'm not kidding.

  • lighthouse19something
    lighthouse19something

    There were rumors of wife swapping, only a few wives at the hall were attractive. I never knew who was involved, but I remember one couple with the most most attractive wife quit comming. The excuse given for their absence was their son got disciplined for something and it upset the parents.

  • minimus
    minimus

    In the 70s and 80s that's all we ever heard about-----"wife swapping". I think it might've happened at a particular place but I doubt it was as rampant as was suggested......You know JW rumors.

  • pauledwards
    pauledwards

    years ago i was on car park duty and a bro had the same car as me then.so i stripped sum parts of is and told him i saw no body cum into the car park.never liked this elder and 2 yrs later he and is crpwnies give me a public reproof when about 20 bros were on a stag nite and it turned into a massive fight in the pub 2 ms were ther and i head butted one.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Any other naughty things??

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    I was rehearsing a number 4 talk in the second school before the meeting started, and my fiance was in there with me, unchaparoned. An elder walked in and caught us. I was standing at the podium, and she was sitting about 15 feet away. We even had our clothes on!!!

    I was counselled and told I should never be alone with a woman who is not my wife.

    W

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight
    He knows there are enough "eyes in the sky" at casinos.

    yeah, like going to the bar, buy a beer, stick it in your jacket for the bus ride home, and get so close to the door when you hear "there she is, thats her!" Ok, so I had to slam it down before I got on the bus!

    Those "eyes itn the sky" can miss quite a few things too. On a gambling ship one time I was playing blackjack, and started tipping the girl very well. The next thing ya know she is paying out when I lost, flipping my cards over fast so others didnt see. I was with a jw, who also won big.

    Walked away with a nice chunk lol

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    I was 16 and a bunch of my friends and I were walking through a MacDonald's parking lot after having lunch. The dad of a friend of mine who wasn't there was just sitting in his truck staring straight ahead. He didn't see us. I thought it was kind of strange that he was just sitting there so I gave a double take when we got out of the parking lot. The mom of a different friend of mine lifted her head up from the dad's lap and took a look around. She was giving him head in the MacDonald's parking lot. About a month later he got df'ed and she got reproved.

    GBL

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