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What Naughty Things Did You Know Of That Went On In Your Hall?
by minimus 41 Replies latest jw friends
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new boy
Scully................I guess THATS why they always wanted sisters dresses below the knee, when they were giving talks....LOL
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james_woods
Unfortunately, both of the guys were screeches and one of the wives was a dog alert. The second wife was a hottie, however.
You know, come to think of it, the JWs of the day may have been so repressed and naieve that they could have made some pretty good hunting grounds for these types.
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done4good
There were lots of things, but the probably the worst was a brother in a neighboring hall who got trying to steal an ATM, (made the news and all). Didn't pull it off. Got nothing more than public reproof.
Oh yeah, while on the theft topic, I thought of another one in a different hall, (even better). A brother that I knew, (I went to college with him actually), quit his IT job and began working for UPS, (never knew why). As it turns out, he began to run some kind of a theft ring, by stealing packeges from UPS, and actually having them dropped off at this elder's business, (for the record, the elder was NOT in on it), and selling them on ebay presumably. Anyway he managed to pull at least one other brother into this thing. The elder whose business these packeges were being dropped off at began to get suspicious when the FBI came to his business, and started questioning him. He proves his innocence, but now UPS brother is in trouble. He gets df'd and goes to jail. The accomplice brother gets private reproof, and no jail.
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new boy
There is a "brother" (elder) here in Portland Or. who is worth millions his daughter was the biggest tramp in the city...........married 3 times in her twenties and when she wasn't married was screwing everyone else.................anyway at a wedding about 6 years ago, I had a little to much to drink.........and said the F word. She turned me in to her father! I got removed as a MS for saying what she was doing!
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Do Not Call
When I was little I used to colour the map in the front of the Bible!!!!
How naughty is that??
Also, me and a friend would go to the toilets during the boring talks and hurl wet toilet paper up at the ceiling so that it stuck. Great fun!
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candidlynuts
naughty......... dunno if this qualifies..its not sexual but the hens drug dealing in the bathrooms always shocked me, it was no secret ..during the middle song they'd gather in the bathroom and swap xanex, valium , diet pills and anything else you can think of that comes in a prescription bottle.second half of the meetings always seemed more mellow and relaxed LOL
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Fleshybirdfodder
A friend of mine used to pull his balls out of his pants and rest them on the shelf below the literature counter while he was doing sound to make us laugh while we were doing mics. He would even comment like nothing was going on.
FBF
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JWdaughter
FBF, I am 40 and it still amazes me about the things that young men think are hysterically funny. EWWW, just got grateful that girls are not allowed back there. Who knows what ELSE happens behind those literature counters? I shudder to think!!:)
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J-ex-W
A friend of mine used to pull his balls out of his pants and rest them on the shelf below the literature counter while he was doing sound to make us laugh while we were doing mics. He would even comment like nothing was going on.
LOL---the horror !!! Now, that sounds like something my ex-brother-in-law would do!