by Stephanus 47 Replies latest jw friends
Sorry if this sounds awful but the worst thing a pet (a doggie) of mine did was die.
It was so sad, and it was the tiny little things you miss. We used to throw little tid-bits of our dinner for her when she was alive and the sad thing is it meant a number of times forgetting she wasnt there anymore and just throwing food on the floor....
The worst thing my dog ever did was rip all my clothes off the line and rip them to shreds. Funny thing was, he was very selective as he left all my hubbys clothes on the line! After 3 times, I decided to buy a dryer!
Wonder if he was trying to tell me something???
Hey Stephanus, ya old fart! How ya been doin'?
The least favorite (notice that I'm correcting your spelling LOL) thing our Sheltie does is stand there and stare at me whenever it gets close to feeding time. He just stands there, and stares with unblinking brown eyes, boring into my head with his doggie-telepathy "It's time to feed me...it's time to feed me...you are getting very tired, and are about to feed me."
And I thought people were supposed to train animals, not vice versa.
I hate when my monster dog jumps on me. Everyday, as soon as I get into the yard he comes running and jumps up on me almost knocking me down. He's a strong dog and I brace myself for him everyday. I could train him not to do it but I kind of like the attention.
One other thing I hateeven more is when I walk him and he finds a pile of dog crap he'll sniff it and then roll around in it.
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The worst thing my dog ever did was rip all my clothes off the line and rip them to shreds....Wonder if he was trying to tell me something???
That you look better naked?
Hey Stephanus , ya old fart! How ya been doin'?
Hey, Ona, how's it hangin'?
The least favorite (notice that I'm correcting your spelling LOL)
I've heard that the Oregon Trail was a tough experience, and that it knocked the stuffing out of all who took it. Many things were lost, including a tolerance for extra letters in words. At least your ancestors weren't part of the Donner Party - who knows WHAT they would have lost!
Oh you guys have me laughing my guts out!
Animal stories are always so funny!
I have this little chihuahua girl who curls her upper lip up and grimaces like a gargoyle in silence while Im eating! It is so unsettling to look over at her and see her looking at me like this! But I love her immensely!!
Anewme
Greetings Stephanus
Whenever my son's dog (chocolate lab) convulses at the sign of me giving him a treat. I'm going to need a new screen door soon.
Dismembered
Does anyone else have a pet who loves tea? If Im having tea, my dog goes ape, jumping up and down and bobbing and shaking and jiggling around until I pour her her own little cup of tea! AND NO SUGAR MIND YOU.
Just tea and a little cream and then she is happy. If I say "You want some TEA?" She goes BANANAS!!!!!
Go figure. God I love that little thing!
My cat will claw my leg, when I'm eating something she likes. That is a reminder to trim her claws.
Philip
