My daughter's Schnauzer eats turds. I don't know why they bother to give them fresh water and clean doggy bowls! I mean TURDS, fer chrissakes!!!
Least Favourite Thing Your Pet Does
by Stephanus 47 Replies latest jw friends
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cruzanheart:
Lease Favourite Thing: he died. And I miss him so much!
Nina
troucul:
least favorite? living
Troucul--- You and cruzanheart should trade pets.
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Apostate Kate
My bird copies the microwave beeping noise.
It was cute at first, but now it's just annoying.
My African Senegal parrot Louie makes every house squeeking noise. He doesn't use his indoor voice either and hollars "hellooooo hallooooo heeeeeeeeelloooooooo" at 5 am. The dogs when they roll in and eat horse poop then wanna luv on me. My horse when he decides he is not in the mood to be; brushed, ridden, caught, shoed...
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Finally-Free
My bird copies the microwave beeping noise.
It was cute at first, but now it's just annoying.
My bird does that too, but he doesn't do it often enough to annoy me. He does get very excited whenever I use the microwave - he just assumes I'm always cooking for him.
Rocco annoyed me this evening. I made stuffed peppers and he started going after it. Now I'm eating in the basement in front of the computer so I can have some peace. He's screaming for me to come back. I know the bugger doesn't want me - he just wants my stuffed peppers. I guess I'll save him some.
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Twitch
my cat digs her claws in when i give the "mushing". Not really enough to hurt much but just enough. It's funny 'cause I know it's some sorta pleasure reflex, but I'm not a pincushion, for christ's sake. It's alright though, I probably did something to deserve it,...
but she's a good cat all 'round.
pets are cool.
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Stephanus
my cat digs her claws in when i give the "mushing". Not really enough to hurt much but just enough. It's funny 'cause I know it's some sorta pleasure reflex, but I'm not a pincushion, for christ's sake
You're probably not going to like the real explanation, but, here it is:
When one gets a dog for a pet, the owner becomes boss by playing the role of "pack leader". Cats in the wild are loners, and have no real social structure that humans can mimic when they domesticate the cat. So, when you get your new kitten, you become the only person they ever were subservient to, the mother cat!
The purring, drooling, kneading (that thing with the claws) that goes on with the "mushing" is them acting the way they did when they were being suckled while babies. The kittenish behaviour stays with them all their lives: rolling around on their tummy for you, bringing home their catch to show off.
If you don't like being called a "mother cat", go by the label I prefer: Cat God!
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Frannie Banannie
My SIL is a Nazi-control freak. So....when his dog has recently eaten ka-ka, we don't tell him. We just smile when he's gettin' a face-lickin'.
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knock knock
Does anyone else have a pet who loves tea?
My cat likes to stick his head into my tea every chance he gets. I don't think he really "likes" tea, he just likes to annoy me.