Once I found $500 that was jammed in an ATM machine. It took some effort to pry it out of the dispenser. I took it into the bank, and found a teller talking to a guy who had just tried to make a withdrawl but didn't get the cash. The teller thanked me for bringing in the money, but the guy, for a reason only he knows, gave me a hell of a dirty look. It almost made me regret being honest.
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