DELILAH'S STRANGE EXPERIENCE......

by Mary 70 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Okay..............................I'm waiting for an explanation as to how this "parlor trick" was done.

    So this person stores black contact lenses in her eyes. Whenever she talks "religion" she does what? She blinks her eyes, and BOOM, the black contacts appear. She blinks her eyes again, and BOOM, the black contacts disappear.

    No, no, no. Maybe she's a hypnotist, and as she is talking about religion, she is actually hypnotizing you, so when she blinks her eyes about 30 seconds into the conversation, she has implanted a thought, that reveals itself as a hallucination, so you think you saw her eyes black, when in fact her eyes were normal the whole time.

    Why didn't I get it the first time? Oh how stupid of me.

    Warlock

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    Why didn't I get it the first time? Oh how stupid of me.

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  • heathen
    heathen

    Obviously the deeemonzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Tuesday
    Tuesday

    She should find out if the church teaches it's members how to do this, and if it does JOIN IMMEDIATELY. Learn the trick and then take it to TV. I'd want to know how to do this just to scare all of my friends with it. What if the church gives people super powers or something? This lady chose the superpower of being able to roll her eyes to black. It's a stupid choice, I'd choose like shape-shifting or being able to breathe underwater or to comprehend why That's So Raven is still on TV. Still it's a great chance to be able to do something incredible, don't let it pass by.

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    Maybe she just had on thick dark eye liner or dark eye shadow and simply closed her eyes or looked down exposing the dark eye shadow and the way the light struck made it appear that way. I don't know, but it could have happened that way.

  • bebu
    bebu

    Yesterday my son brought home a book called "The Zombie Survival Guide" (borrowed from his very superstitious friend). Zombies don't do the eye-roll thing, so she can rest at ease that this lady isn't a zombie! That's my helpful post to ya.

    bebu

    PS: the back page lists some of the survival lessons:

    Organize before they rise!

    Use your head: cut off theirs!

    Blades don't need reloading!

    No place is safe, only safer!

    The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on!

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    Warlock:

    Okay..............................I'm waiting for an explanation as to how this "parlor trick" was done.

    Why do you think it was done? You only have Mary's word for it, and Mary only has Delilah's word for it.

    So this person stores black contact lenses in her eyes. Whenever she talks "religion" she does what? She blinks her eyes, and BOOM, the black contacts appear. She blinks her eyes again, and BOOM, the black contacts disappear.

    No, no, no. Maybe she's a hypnotist, and as she is talking about religion, she is actually hypnotizing you, so when she blinks her eyes about 30 seconds into the conversation, she has implanted a thought, that reveals itself as a hallucination, so you think you saw her eyes black, when in fact her eyes were normal the whole time.

    Either of those explanations - as unlikely as they seem - strikes me as several orders of magnitude more likely than your preferred alternative, that there are powerful invisible people who can live inside someone and occasionally (accidentally presumably) manifest themselves by turning someone's eyeballs a different colour.

    Why didn't I get it the first time? Oh how stupid of me.

    I don't think you're stupid. You're just used to seeing the world as the battleground between invisible entities who have all sorts of improbable powers. If you start with this assumption, it's only to be expected that you would jump on any anecdote that seemed to support it, no matter how feeble.

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Okay Derek, at least you responded.

    Now, I would like to meet someone who can actually flip contact lenses around in their eyes.

    Warlock

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia
  • juni
    juni

    Mary said:

    admitted to belonging to some fringe Penacostal church

    Weird stuff goes on in that religion!! My daughter dated a Pentecostal for a while and went w/him to his church. Gave her the creeps and she wanted to leave before they were done.

    They are "holy rollers" in the truest sense of the phrase.

    Did Dee yell "Satan get behind me!" ?

    Juni

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