Got any ideas?
I need help starting my own religion..
by mtsgrad 37 Replies latest jw friends
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juni
LOL!!! My son in law is always saying the same too. Hey! Why not? I think you can get a "certificate" on line to become a legit preacher. Just like a fisherman - worm on a hook to entice and when someone nibbles you yank the rod to "set" the hook.
I'm being facitious (sp?), but not far from the truth...
Juni
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AWAKE&WATCHING
I've always said all you need is a little charisma and pick ANY two or three scriptures and build a religion around it. I was brainwashed at the time and didn't realize my religion did just that.
I feel like an idiot, I was actually shocked to realize the big lie about the faithful and discreet slave was based on one parable. I actually thought it was mentioned a lot .
I was so stupid - what the hell was I thinking ? Sorry- still really pissed.
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mtsgrad
In my religion independent thinkers will get promoted.
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mtsgrad
ricj
Rich people will have to pay me to redistribute their money.
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mtsgrad
I'll write my own holy book. Called utubus.
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mtsgrad
Women will be in charge.
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thepackage
How about this, no meetings, no service, no elders!!!!!!!
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nvrgnbk
In my religion independent thinkers will get promoted.
Sorry mtsgrad. It's been done.
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Warlock
Put me in charge of the collections!
Warlock