Women will be in charge.
Ok, I'm here. When do I start?
I need help starting my own religion..
by mtsgrad 37 Replies latest jw friends
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brinjen
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bigdreaux
come on ladies, we all know women are subordinante to men. don't you people read your bibles? lol
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uninformed
if you start a church with male and female prostitutes and promote free sex, you will be a hit!!
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davegod
Best biz on earth! Taxes can be a bitch, just set up the corp right. Appeal to the masses! Listen to a whole lot of democratic political speeches and mimic away. Do it right and 7 figures annualy will be yours. If you don't have the personality? Hire some one who does.
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NotaNess
if you start a church with male and female prostitutes and promote free sex, you will be a hit!!
I think this has been done hasn't it??
1 idea would be to limit your meetings to Semi-annual 1 hour chat sessions with donuts and coffee.
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JWdaughter
Why use the Bible as the basis for your religion? Either make up your own (unassailable and inarguable since YOU write it) scriptures, or leave holy writ out of it altogether and just go with a nice philosophy that you like. The Bible is just something to argue about.
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knock knock
You're gonna need a good slogan. How about "Religion Is A Snare Drum and Tennis Racket".
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keyser soze
A religion where all you do is drink beer and smoke pot, and I can watch the Packers afterwards without feeling guilty about not going out in the ministry. It will be my highest priority.
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mtsgrad
Ideas sound great.
What should be call ourselves?
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Mysterious
Kittens. Kittens are essential. More like your avatar!