brinjen is in charge.
Maybe followers should be called brinjenettes.
As a man what role would I be allowed to have oh great one?
I need help starting my own religion..
by mtsgrad 37 Replies latest jw friends
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Mrs Smith
As a man what role would I be allowed to have oh great one?
You could start with washing my car!! Clean the house, watch the kids and well other manly duties too.
What do think ladies? Could we get this started and turn our men into our servants?
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jgnat
You will have to write a book or have it ghost written for you. In the third paragraph, write, "Everything written in this book is true". On page ten write, "There is great sacrifice in following this path, but the ultimate goal is worth it. Family and friends will try and dissuade you from the path. Do not listen to them, they are misguided. They do not know what you know."
Hook
Line
Sinker
That kitten idea, bonus! How about "All pets go to heaven", and have "pet days" where you watch your pets frolic in love and peace together.
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brinjen
As a man what role would I be allowed to have oh great one?
Sorry, I was busy with administration duties (out of booze again, had to buy more).
Men, you shall have the highest honour of all. You get to make the sandwiches. You will get to clean the house (yes even the toilet!) I know, I know such humble guys assigned with so much honour. Don't thank me, really.
Don't forget to render your partners their dues and everyone, don't forget about the spirit. Cougar, Jack Daniels, Smirnoff whatever. Don't neglect them. Always ask yourself "Can I do more in the spirit?"
I'll leave you with the words of 'Kong Foo Sing Fortune Cookies'...
One should cherish opportunities and work with joy.
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nvrgnbk
So far, you all sound like a bunch of satanists.
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brinjen
Girls, nvr has kindly offered to give someone a foot massage, who's in?
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nvrgnbk
Girls, nvr has kindly offered to give someone a foot massage, who's in?
Facials are my thing, but ...............ok!
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mtsgrad
I am just so tempted to do it for real. Brinjen as a man would you let me clean your toilet?
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brinjen
I am just so tempted to do it for real. Brinjen as a man would you let me clean your toilet?
Sure, I'll just get you the brush. Oh and make sure you polish the tiles in the shower real nice... I think Mrs Smith would like her car cleaned too...
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emptywords
Just go down to the city park or near a popular city landmark, have a soap box jump on it, and say "Religion is the Opium of the People" that may stir something up, if it does you can then watch The Life of Brian some wonderful magic hints in that.
all the best.