I need help starting my own religion.. (page 4)

reneeisorym

I think that as a guy you could pull it off. He's creating a religion that puts women above him. You can say, "Now if I was making this up, I wouldn't have made women superior to me!"

Be inspired to write a book called "Amour's Book" And then they can all call themselves "Amours"

And then you all remain legally single and husband swap until you find the right one to stay with (marriage). The only grounds for divorce is being tired of each other.

The baptism pool is a pool of beer.

Food and snacks are served in theater seats (and the snacks cost as much as the theater too !) As you watch the brainwashing movies for services.

Children go to childcare and color brainwashing colorbooks.

Men have to clean up afterwards while women go to crafting time or aerobics time.

For communion everyone gets a minature cupcake and Huggie drink, then yell "Sweet Jesus!" No one has discussed costumes of the leaders. I think they should wear silky bathrobes and some sort of hat, female leaders get to wear a tiara.

greendawn

Starting a religion, a Christian religion at least, is not a light matter someone can start it with good intentions but later on it may get taken over by sinister people and used to serve their own interests. That's what Rutherford and Fred Franz did with the WTS. Russell didn't plan for it to be so evil.

The leaders have to be of high moral grade otherwise if they are not it will quickly degenerate into a cult. And why start more religions when there are already so many?

ButtLight

Will mini skirts be in and napkins out?

AK - Jeff

Here is how you do it -

Get an old Russellite book from the 1890's. Revise it to modern illustrations, and ideas. Republish it under the guise of a bible research loose collection of believers. Find a few ingrates to bring under your wings who will turn your little religion into a big religion after you die [Rutherford and Franz-like]. These must be powerful, self centered individuals willing to play the part of bastards-masked-as-visionary. They should be able to develop strong central-core doctrine that will make your version of 'Truth' seem appealing to that minority of the masses looking for identification, and willing to assume that 99'9% of the earths population would make better bird food than people.

Poof - 100 years down the road and a bunch of newly exiled 'apostates' will be on a website of the future calling you the founder of one of the most hateful religions on earth. They will write books about you and your later leaders, and will be picketing your Kitten Halls.

Jeff

JK666

Women should do all the praying, but instead of wearing a napkin, they need to put on a holy tiara. JK

brinjen

Will mini skirts be in and napkins out?

Mini skirts may be worn at any time, men may pray if no women are present but they will be required to wear a napkin, sorry.

jaguarbass

If you do it right you could make a lot of money. I think I would copy the scientoligist rather than the witnesses. The scientoligist are about money big time. The witnesses I think they are the blind leading the blind with not that much money.

I need help starting my own religion..