Prepare to be disgusted(more jw e-mails)

by darth frosty 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    complete bollocks of course.

    We are meant to believe that the Mafia boss assosciates just let him leave the "syndicate"and publicly knock on doors ,go to meetings,leave protection rackets,robberies ,murder etc.hahahaha.What about the Police too?

    Shouldnt laugh really ,because i used to believe these lies when they were told at the DC.

  • Tristram
    Tristram

    I couldn't get past the "I don't have a lot of time..." line. (But I will write you a ten page email.) I know some people like that...always "super busy" but have plenty of your time to waste with their BS.

    Probably counted her time, too.

  • unique1
    unique1

    Yeah, right. Where do they come up with this stuff?

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    So he didn't get baptised just before he served a life term for the multiple murders he confessed to, then was DF'd by the WT whilst serving his term, became a regular pioneer whilst DF'd but inside, convert 452 inmates (too scared not to convert) before becoming a CO on his release and re-instatement

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    ROFL @ Jeff

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    sing to the tune of "Bicycle Built for Two":

    Bullshit
    Bullshit
    Sounds like bullshit to me, to me!"

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    So, what's this mafia guy doing now to earn a living? Washing windows? Hope his wife and his family don't mind their abrupt plunge from wealth to poverty.

    Or maybe he's still in the mafia, a "kinder, gentler" mafia.

    Yep, that story has all the elements of a fairy tale -- the ugly beast is transformed into a handsome prince when the beautiful princess releases him from an evil spell cast by a knee-breaking witch.

  • CaptainSchmideo
    CaptainSchmideo

    So here's what I see:

    This Mafia "brother" and his family are at the local donut shop for their break. The daughter is outside trying to parallel park the car. A couple of suspicious looking guys come in. One sits at the counter, the other goes into the bathroom.

    Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" is playing on the counter radio. Suddenly, the bell on the door rings. The brother looks up:

    [Smash cut to Black for ten seconds, roll credits]

    Hey, this could be next year's Drama!

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    I got to the point where I stopped believing any of their BS experiences. "They traveled 500 miles on foot through crocodile infested waters just to attend the meeting!" Give me a f*****g break already.

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    I can honestly tell you, being of Greek descent that this story is ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE. The religion in these places is very controlled, and its' still controlled to the point that if you become another religion besides Eastern or Greek Orthodox, everyone knows it, and it's never a happy ending.

    Trust me.

    CG

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