Prepare to be disgusted(more jw e-mails)

by darth frosty 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    And Smurfs fly out of my ass!!!

  • undercover
    undercover

    I've heard variations of this experience before.

    JWs are no different than any other bunch of people who believe every email, parable or experience that comes to them third or fourth hand. It's like those Jesus saved me stories that fundies like to tell.

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    This story has got so many holes in it it could pass for Swiss cheese! You notice this is repeated 5th-, 6th-hand at best!

    he kept asking her what was wrong and she finally burst into tears and told him what happened to her in the ministry. He was angry. He told her, "Write down the man's address!".

    This part would have been more believable if he'd said, "WTF! My wife is going around town knocking on doors peddling this crap and getting cussed out by strange guys? I don't think so! From now on you're staying home like a good little mob wife should, or I'll break your legs!"

  • hopelesslystained
    hopelesslystained

    Thanks for posting that. I needed a good laugh!!!

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    Glad you all enjoyed it, I told you it was the best (for laughs.)

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    So the Mafia Boss is now a Dub? Blimey - I bet sales of Watchtowers have rocketed in that area, lol....''Buy one or else...''

  • Gill
    Gill

    JeffT - Funny!

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    It does sound like a wild made up story that the JWs are capable of concocting but a JW listening to it it may sound true and fill them with pride and trust for their religion. Though it is accused so much look how much good it does it reformed a hardened criminal, it has to be powerful and true.

  • Numinous
    Numinous

    How many times has it happened where somebody yelled at you and you were crying about it that night? Did you ever write down the address of somebody who wasn't interested? If a mafia boss came to your door would you 1. know he was a mafia boss? or 2. be happy to see him? It's quite the load...

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