Have you ever faked a service report? (page 2)

Musicman

Oh my yes. I'd have to say that service was the first thing to go for me, so I always made up something between 10-20 hours, a few revisits, magazines etc. (I understand that the english congregation average is about 5 hours, while spanish average 7ish? That's why I reported 10-20... I wanted to sparkle a little... don't judge me! 0.0). But seriously, it was hard for me to go out to try and convince people to be JW's when I wasn't sure about it myself.

Orgull

"But seriously, it was hard for me to go out to try and convince people to be JW's when I wasn't sure about it myself." - Musicman

BINGO!

That's the root of the problem right there.

Seeker4

JWs fake time reports about as often as porn queens fake orgasms!

You've got to figure that very little is actually accomplished in the work.

I remember the last few months I was a regular Pioneer back in the 1980s. One time over a period of three months, I never talked with anyone at the doors. No one was home.

S4

keyser soze

Yes. I still report pioneer hours, even though I don't attend meetings anymore. I wonder if they're suspicious.

Marcel

i do it regulary atm. its hard for me to go into service.
service may not be easy... but its a whole different story when its not in your heart.

i go like 2h a month. but sometimes even not even these 2h... my report always says 2h. i dont want to be confronted by elders yet :/ (but of course they wanna meet me nevertheless... 2h is not much enough)

i dont wanna know how much of the hours in the wt once a year is faked. wait. i WANT TO know :D

i never feel good about faking the numbers. but its not god who wants you to write those numbers down. its a human organization who threatens you to do it. its still a lie and i hate lieing... but... i cant do otherwise atm :(

JK666

Oh hell yes! The phantom one hour. JK

Burger Time

Actually you would be surprised to know Porn Queens do orgasm quite often..if there with the right person, uh but anyways yea I faked it quite a bunch and knew atleast 4 other guys in my Hall that did the same thing.

crashfire451

The question is, have I ever filled out an accurate field service report?

Don't think so....

Bumble Bee

There are some things I will NEVER fake. A FS Report was not one of those things.

BB

Seeker4

Burgertime wrote: "Actually you would be surprised to know Porn Queens do orgasm quite often..if there with the right person, uh but anyways yea I faked it quite a bunch and knew atleast 4 other guys in my Hall that did the same thing."

Ah, Burger, that run-on sentence ends up sounding like you and four other guys in your hall are porn queens who fake it!

S4

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