"Keaton once said: I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him. Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."
favorite movie lines
by bigdreaux 112 Replies latest social entertainment
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fedorE
FROM HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
"In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."SNAKEPIT?
NICK CAGE - COM'ON TELL ME YOUR ACRONYM.....
F.A.B-
WHATS THAT?
F-CKED AT BIRTH.
ROCKY
"HEY ROCKY I HEAR UR DATING A RETARD.............HEY ROCK TAKE HER TO THE ZOO....I HEAR THE RETARDS LIKE THE ZOO"
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brinjen
Bedazzled (talking about "god")
Liz Hurley: You know, you'd think meeting the devil would be good enough, but everybody always wants to know about 'him' like he's so bloody fascinating!
Brendan Fraser: So he's a man?
Liz Hurley: Yep, most men think they're god, this one just happens to be right!
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mrsjones5
Cleavon Little (as Bart) from "Blazing Saddles" - Bart: [on grandstand to the townspeople] Excuse me while I whip this out. [reaches into waistline as crowd gasps and screams, Bart pulls out paper they sigh with relief]
Lili Von Shtupp: [singing] Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit. / I need some we...
[Takes a breath]
Lili Von Shtupp: ... est. -
Mary
Dr. Fraunken-steen: Stand back for the love of God he's got a rotten brain!
Frau Blooker: Ets nut rotten! Ets a goot brain!
Dr. Fraunken-steen: It's rotten I tell you! Rotten!
RRRrrrrrrrgh!!!!
Igor: Ix-nay on the otten-ray. --------Young Frankenstein
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"Yer gonna need a bigger boat" -------Jaws
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine" -------Casablanca
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"Can I have your word Rhett, as a gentleman, that these men were with you tonight?"
"As a gentleman? Why certainly Tom." --------Gone With The Wind
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"I Can't Swim!" ---------------------Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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"Deat Meat Thomas wasn't a very good pilot anyway. Wife's on the sauce, kids a pain in the ass. Aw hell, the poor bastard's better off dead" ---------Hot Shots
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brinjen
What a bunch of nerds we are, we're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary! - OfficeSpace
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brinjen
(Homer picks up his bible) This book doesn't have any answers! - The Simpsons Movie
(U.S. President) I was elected to lead, not to read - Also The Simpsons Movie
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nvrgnbk
Office Space
Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob. -
eclipse
It's not a favourite, but it's a classic:
''Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father: Prepare to Die''
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brinjen
(Peter Gibbons) Good luck with the lay-offs, I hope the firings go really well. - OfficeSpace