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JH

Rat 11:29

Then rat opened a bottle of beer and said, "God is good"

erandir

1 Materialism 1:10 "Wal-Mart Saves"

(Sorry, not too original atm...all I could think of was the Monty Python Book of Armaments thingie.)

ButtLight

Then rat opened a bottle of beer and said, "God is good"

Butt 12:9 Thow shall not drink.......without buttlight!

Genaseeze 1:23 - And on the 8th day the dark lord Beelzebubba looked out on all that Big Fella had created and found it incredible boring. He made a choice then and there to make the world a more colorful and interesting place. He then assigned his minions to follow humankind from that day forward to ensure that all thinks kinky, freaky and kilted would exist forever more...

Outaservice

Hezekiah 66:6 "HE THAT SINITH, GRINITH"!

Outaservice

bigwilly

BW 3:25 - It shall be known henceforth that rats taste of chicken and beer from the frozen north shall be weak, watery and tasteless. Rats shall develope a fondness for such barleypop and it will enhance their natural chicken flavor.

restrangled

Restrangled 1:01

She that is decorating stabs herself all over with many pains.

r.

JK666

Matthew 18 (the missing verse):

"All women who have a dispute must settle it by Jello wrestling."

Leolaia

Rat 1:1

In the beginning the rat was, the rat was with a dog, and the rat was [a] God.

bigwilly

Peter 4:11 (BWIV*) - If any man speak, let him speak as the oracles of Ganja; if any man minister, let him do it as of the ability which pot giveth: that herb in all things may be glorified through refining butter, to whom be taste and munchies for ever and ever. Amen. Puff, Puff, Give!!!!

*Big Willy International Version

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