Butts 7:9
To dust your body does return, and the spirit (when ever it damn well pleases!) returns to the god who gave it!
Make up your very own "Scripture" and post it here
by JH 61 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
Minimus 1:14, "And the angels were looking at Minimus and saw that he was very good looking and wanted him for their own."
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KW13
KW13 5:2
"and there shall be a rising and a falling of rats, but do not be afraid for God is with you"
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minimus
Minimus 1:15, "and they produced offspring and they were called The Miniphilem. And they were the Mighty Ones, the men of fame".
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KW13
KW13 17:3
"this means everlasting wife, there taking in knowledge of you - botox and many other products"
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minimus
Minimus 1:16, "But when the women of the land so what was done, they buried their heads in sackcloth and mourned for 7 days and 7 nights."
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bigwilly
CoolHandLuke 6:66 - And on that day his Kilted Stallion did come down amongst the peoples of Exdubland and they gazed upon his un-bifurcated glory and were amazed.
CoolHandLuke 6:67 - The old Beardy Freak looked down upon his young prodigy and saw that it was good.
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Awakened07
Gen. 1:16 "And the LORD God formed a burning globe [sphere] and called it Sun, and from it's [gradually forming] disk of debris He created globes [spheres], one of which was the Earth. He also created other globes far, far away from the Earth and its Sun - among the myriad of stars, but Earth is where He chose to create life. He also created the Moon, to reflect the light from the Sun. And He suspended the globes [spheres] in nothingness, kept there by His dynamic force, one spinning around the other. But the Sun He had placed in the center of this court of globes where Earth found its home."
Gen. 4:13 "In thine tilling of the land, thou may find buried carcasses of giant lizard-like animals that I created long before man. Be not afraid of these, for they exist in living form no more."
Lev 11:10 "And the LORD spake unto Moses: 'Thou shalt wash thine hands when having been without the camp and dug down thy waste, for there is small life present in you that can not be beheld by thine eyes alone - they are much smaller than grains of sand, and may cause sickness. This is as well the reason why thou shalt keep away from dead things and from unclean animals."
Wishful thinking I guess.
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sspo
Mat 28:21
Go therefore you xjw and make disciple of those that serve the Watchtower, baptizing them in the name of apostasy.
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sspo
Acts 28:22
"But we think it proper to hear from you what your thoughts are, for truly as regards the Watchtower, it is known to us that everywhere it is spoken against"