"Defining Old New Light - Relatively New Light and New New Light - Removing The Mystery's of New Lights"
BP
2008 District Convention Theme
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yknot
"Faithfully Following the Faithful and Discreet Slave"
"Keeping oneself and the congregation clean"
"The Greater Apostasy: Do you have an Apostate in your Congregation?"
"Satan's Control! Are you being influenced?"
"Prepare: Armageddon is Here!"
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WTWizard
"You Are Not Doing Enough".
Are you eating, sleeping, working, or taking time off? How many yoctoseconds does it take you to get from your car to the door or from one door to the next? Could you shave yoctoseconds off that time so you can get a little further? Perhaps that coffee break has to go. And, we do not get cold or hot, so there is no need to cool down or warm up, allowing you to continue non-stop in any weather. And why aren't you placing magazines to everyone on the whole street? Everyone that walks by and escapes without committing to baptism is a murder.
And make sure you are pretending that this is the best way of living. If anyone sees through it, you are not trying hard enough.
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The-Borg
"Trust What The Slave Tells You" - Sponsored by Kool Aid
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aniron
"ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER PROPHECY."
"WHAT STILL HERE?"
"ANYONE GOT ANY IDEA WHEN?"
Suggested theme scripture for the 2008 conventions:
Acts 19:32:
"The assembly was in confusion: Some were shouting one thing, some another. Most of the people did not even know why they were there."
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uninformed
"SUBMIT OR LEAVE"--District Convention of Jehovah's Watchtowerites
Brant
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Gopher
"Stand Firm Against Logic" District Convention
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Homerovah the Almighty
" True Christian Lies and Deceit Convention "
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Homerovah the Almighty
" Marketing Jesus The Right Way "
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Open mind
"Hey Everybody, Let's Just Hang Out at the "Approved Lodging List" Hotel Pool This Year"
And we'll have one guy take notes for the K Hall review!
Open Mind