2008 District Convention Theme (page 8)

heathen

Let us not tire out of being anal and petty .

J-A-S

"Be dilligent in considering others (to be worthless)."

"Do not tire out in these time of the nearly-almost-maybe-soonish end."

horrible life

Get over it!! We can't be right all the time.

"Laboriously Working for Salvation"
"Life Everlasting in Drudgery to Come"
"Stand Still and See the Deliverance of God - No, Really, I'm serious, Just Stand There and Don't Live Your Life"
" Stand United In The Truth In Spite of All Evidence to the Contrary"
"Kill Your Father and Rape Your Mother!"
"Drink the Refeshing Lifesaving Sperm of the Watchtower"

SirNose586

"College is for Apostates"

"Pioneer or Be Disfellowshipped"

"Doubters Will Not Inherit God's Kingdom"

Oh snap! I can't lose with 2222's....

sweet pea

"It's nearer than you think"
"This generation will by no means pass away"
"Keep from becoming enslaved to all that will make you truly happy"
"Keep from becoming enslaved to logic and reason"
"Trust in those who are trusting in themselves"

R.F.

bttt

watson

"Divine Divination"

sparrow

"why vasoline can help with what we are doing to you"

Ariel84

I don't know why I'm coming up with game show themed ideas....

"The $144,000 Pyramid"

"Who Wants to Marry a Window Washer?"

"Dancing with the Faithful and Discreet Slave"

2008 District Convention Theme