"The end is coming.... this time we really mean it"
"Do as Elders say, not as they do"
"Stop eyeing off the opposite sex during talks"
"Baptism - how to help a baby make an informed adult choice"
2008 District Convention Theme
by R.F. 101 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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lovelylil
The theme will be "Ways to prepare the Kool-aide Jehovah has lovingly provided". Lilly
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FreeGirl2006
The Divine Plan Does Not Involve Thinking or True Love
Friday's Theme: Learn to Hate Those that Love You
Saturday's Theme: Repeat After Me
Sunday's Theme: Hate to Think, Think to Hate
Drama: The thrilling retelling of the Prodigal Son--how the father sends hunters after the prodigal son and beats him down before lovingly disfellowshipping him for being human. -
sir82
how the father sends hunters after the prodigal son and beats him down before lovingly disfellowshipping him for being human.
Don't forget the other parts Jesus left out....how the prodigal son had to sit quietly at the dinner table for a period of 6 months to 2 years, without saying anything to anyone...then how he gradually got his "privileges" restored...how there was a "local needs" talk given by the father to the household explaining just how bad it was that "some people" (not mentioning any names) lived with prostitutes & lived a life of debauchery...
Maybe all that stuff will be in the "new scrolls".
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FreeGirl2006
Sir82--thank you for rounding out the drama description--how remiss of me to leave out such vital information.
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sweetface2233
Drama
"Jesus the lost years: What he was really doing between the ages of 12 and 33 1/2."
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NewYork44M
The end is very near. Don't buy any green bananas.
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KW13
'God is a DJ'
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new boy
"Making new light work for you"
"Our light gets brighter but do you?"
"Be a passivist even if Jehovah can't be"
"How to Love God after he has killed off most of your friends and family"
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R.F.
Drama
"Jesus the lost years: What he was really doing between the ages of 12 and 33 1/2."
Hilarious! I wouldn't be surprised if that were true of a convention drama though. R.F.