Is it only natural for a woman to be... (page 4)

Sparkplug

Is it natural for those w/ dicks to act like them?
You should know!!! LOL

Oh kerj~ Penis envy is not good...Cant we all just get along?

kerj2leev

Is it natural for those w/ dicks to act like them?
You should know!!! LOL
Oh kerj~ Penis envy is not good...Cant we all just get along

That's not being very nice! You need to give sweetface an apology!

Sparkplug

Is it natural for those w/ dicks to act like them?
You should know!!! LOL
Oh kerj~ Penis envy is not good...Cant we all just get along
That's not being very nice! You need to give sweetface an apology!

I would say don't play dumb...but we took the brains. (again)

Elsewhere

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stillajwexelder

brilliant elsewhere - I assume you are being sarcastic - I hate nested quotes like that

Gopher

Here's an article on this subject I found. I'm just the messenger! Please don't throw the popcorn at me.

http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_ten_60/84_dating_list.html

Top 10: Signs Your Woman's A Dictator

By Oliver Jameson
Relationship Correspondent - Every other Sunday

Do you have a hard time remembering the last time you had an opinion? Do you recall your last decision? Do you constantly find yourself on the defensive, having to explain all your actions and words? And did this all happen once you got involved with your current girlfriend?

If so, barring the moustache and the mass-murdering tendencies, you might be dating a little Stalin. Over-dominating women, it seems, are a dime a dozen. These self-appointed queenies believe that men and relationships exist for their amusement and accept no way but their way. Sometimes they are so wily they convince their men that it's for their own good. If your girlfriend exhibits any of the tell-tale signs below, you may very well be in the hands of a she-despot. Unless you like having your life steered for you and your opinions made by someone else, it might be time to reconsider the relationship.

Number 10

She makes your decisions
Controlling women have the irksome belief that they know what's better for everyone else, and there's no one better to exercise this delusion on than their boyfriends. Such a woman selects the clothes you wear, what movies you'll watch, and what toppings you'll have on your pizza.

Some go a little further, making you adapt to whatever fad diet she heard about on Oprah . She'll suggest, by which I mean decree, what you should or shouldn't eat, like fat, alcohol, or anything that has flavor.

Number 9

She chooses your friends
Girlfriends see themselves in an epic battle with a man's friends. Your mates are viewed as competitors for your time and as powerful influences on your behavior. Controlling women see it as their duty to limit your exposure to such threats to her queendom.

As a result, she'll advise you not to see certain buddies. She'll call them "bad influences," going as far as making up dirt about them. And if your number of female friends dwindled to zero since you started dating, that should have been the first clue.

Number 8

She mingles too much with your family
It's perfectly healthy for your girlfriend to get along with your family. What's troublesome is if she mingles with them more than you do, even making arrangements to see them without you. If all she does when you get there is talk to your circle, something stinks. She may be doing a little espionage within the people closest to you -- a good source of control.

Has she started scheduling your time and planning your budget yet?...

Number 7

She schedules your time
She wants you to drop your hobbies and participate in her activities like dancing, yoga or cooking class. She decides when you'll make love. She tells you when you can go out, and when you can invite the guys over for a football game. She makes you drive her everywhere and accompany her on shopping sprees. She always makes you wait, and never waits for you.

She's outta here.

Number 6

She manages the house
Your pad has more scented candles and feng-shui wind chimes than you care to own. Your Bob Marley posters were replaced by pastoral scenes with unicorns, and there's that unsettling smell of lavender when you walk in.

Your woman has taken full control of how you furnish, decorate, and equip your home. She even unearthed and disposed of your nudie mag collection. And even when she spends most of her time at your place, she still decides what house chores you should do, which happens to be most of them.

Number 5

She always has to be right
That women are never wrong, that it's always the man's fault, is so overdone it's clich. Many men have given up on proving women wrong and let them have their little victories. But a relationship autocrat has an arsenal of argument artillery that would make the Pentagon jitter. Such women have long learned that they can control men by shaming them for their thoughts and actions.

If every time you voice an opinion, she cries, "How could you say something like that?" or "That's so insensitive!" and never tries to understand your views, she could very likely be using the shame tactic on you. Others cry strategically to get men to agree with them, knowing that most men surrender immediately at the sight of feminine tears.

Number 4

She makes your budget
It starts slowly. First she insists that you foot the bill every time, even if she makes more money than you. Then she tells you you're spending too much money in a certain department, like drinks and eats with your pals, and suggests you save.

Then she convinces you that 50% of your disposable income should be "invested" on her wardrobe. If you don't stop it soon, she'll be in complete control of your credit card.

Has she bought you a pager?...

Number 3

She plans your career
You're finally getting recognized at the office and started putting in more hours to get noticed even more. At the same time, your girlfriend starts the nagging. "You're not spending enough time with me," she says. Worse, she encourages you to quit your job, or not work as much. If a woman is this insensitive about your career goals this soon, she won't respect them in the future either. Lose her.

Number 2

She calls you all the time
Does your lady ring you up 15 times per day, and it's not just for idle chit-chat? Does she ask you what you're doing, who you're with and where you're going next with each call? Houston, we have a tyrant.

Some women even buy their boyfriends a pager or cellular phone so they can check on them any time -- in essence, putting them on an electronic leash. And with these new camera phones that are coming out, women might start demanding visual evidence of a man's whereabouts.

Number 1

She holds the remote control
A man's power over what to watch on the boob tube may be his last domain of command in this world. It's all he has left -- this microcosmic god-like ability to direct the course of his cathode rays. You take the power to flip away from a man and you make him precisely half a man. And if the channel she stays on is Lifetime, no ifs, ands or buts, he may as well cease to exist.

prepare for the uprising

What I just painted is an apocalyptic scene that could very well have been censored from the book of Revelation. It was just too gruesome. But you'd be surprised by how many men find themselves at the complete mercy of overpowering women -- and do nothing about it.

If you're such a man, it's time to take back control of your life. Your woman likely mastered the art of controlling you, probably by the very effective technique of threatening to leave you if you don't do as she says. But you must ask yourself, would you rather be alone or free? You know the right answer. So beat her to it. Leave her first.

sweetface2233

Still trying to find an honest answer?!

Ask a stupid question...

John Doe

If she says so, then it's so. That's all guys need to know. Don't wonder why or when or how, just remember that you gotta bow, to the woman kind, and keep your thoughts to yourself.