Pretend I'm Your Shrink, Share Anything with Me- I'll Help if I Can

by flipper 56 Replies latest jw friends

  • flipper
    flipper

    Hello my dear friends. Because of not being allowed to go to college , I ended up not pursuing an interesting career in possible psychiatric profession, which I feel would have brought me lots of fullfillment .I did have a 3.6 gpa in high school and got straight A's in psychology and like subjects. Considering all the stress everybody has been under lately , in a serious or joking manner I would like to offer my humble 48 years of crazy -a$$ experiences to you if you want to talk about anything. I might not give you the answer you are looking for, but hey, I'm honest , I'll try. I have read a lot of books on the subject, so I'm just as much a dumb-a$$ as anybody about life and stresses you all go through. So fire away, have at me folks, I'm all yours for the night, and all ears ! I'll do the best I can to relieve your stress with humor, logic, and good old common sense. So let's have fun or be serious, it's totally your choice. Peace out, look forward to your rants. Mr. Flipper

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I'm skeered. Please help.

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    Dr. Flipper

    Something MUST be wrong with me. I log onto JWD and find all these people with such dramatic lives. My life is happy. I'm prosperous and fulfilled even though I'm no longer a JW. I have a personal relationship with my Heavenly Father and feel at peace and at One with the Cosmos. I'm joyous and content and when I look back on my Life, I find many hills and valleys, but I feel they were there for a reason and so I have faith that my Life is progressing along as it should.

    What is wrong with me???!! Why am I so content!!??? Surely, there should be some DRAMA to address? HELP!? Why am I so baffled by the bullshit of others?

  • changeling
    changeling

    I hate rude people. Is there any hope for me?

    changeling

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    I want it all. I want it now.

    Send $$$$$

    W

  • serendipity
    serendipity

    How do I find passion in my life? I don't mean sexual passion, but passion for hobbies or activities, etc. In my JW upbringing, hobbies and worldly passions were not to be pursued because all that mattered was the preaching work. I'm finding it hard to get interested in much except reading and eating.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Flipper..My dog..Laughing Mutley..Thinks he`s a Chicken!..Chicken..I want to get him some help..But..We need the Eggs!..EggsEggsEggs...........................Clint Eastwood...OUTLAW

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    HELP!? Why am I so baffled by the bullshit of others?

    Maybe because you overlooked the scripture where Jesus says something like, "Let he that thinks he is standing pray that he does not fall." ?? Impatience with other people who are suffering is not a quality most people care to cultivate. Might want to think about this. Don't allow yourself to become too smug. Life will come back and bite you in the a$$. You know we love you.

    Sorry, Flip baby, but you delayed and this lady needed an answer to her profound, earth shattering, huge problem.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Why do caucasian males have difficulty with vertical displacement?

  • JK666
    JK666

    Dr. Flipper,

    I trust you as an authorized psychiatrist, because after years of reading the Awake magazine, you have the equivalent of a college education!

    So my question is: I really like breasts a lot, is it because I was bottle-fed as an infant?

    JK

    Inquiring minds want to know!

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