OK, shrink...can you see any event in your life like it is right now, complete with smells sights and sounds down to the texture on a shirt? That's part 1.
Pretend I'm Your Shrink, Share Anything with Me- I'll Help if I Can
by flipper 56 Replies latest jw friends
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journey-on
Flying High, I said
Why am I so baffled by the bullshit of others?
That is not a smug statement, dear. You don't know me, so you probably don't know the depth of my compassion and empathy. This statement is in reference of recent revelations pertaining to this forum concerning the bullshit perpetrated by hucksters on loving and caring forum members.
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FlyingHighNow
Okay, well it sounded like you were complaining about people complaining. If you are speaking of people who are scamming people, then you just didn't make it very clear.
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Farkel
This is idiotic.
Farkel
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journey-on
This is idiotic.
Farkel
Succint! LMFGDAO!
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flipper
Thanks for all your responses . I will try to give you my dizzying wisdom! LOL!
FLYING HIGH NOW- You're skewed ? Oh! Scared, I get it! LOL! I get scared too sis ! Pray to Jesus a lot, he'll help you. Or give my wife and me a hug on-line that will make you feel warm and fuzzy ! Hang in sis, talk to us anytime !
JOURNEY-ON- Well , in my travels and experiences I've heard it said, " If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull$hit !" Sounds like you've dazzled them with your brilliance, now you have to get the bull$hit thing down.
CHANGELING- No sis. There is no hope for you. You are too nice. Just teasing, you are one of the bestest loving people I know on this JWD board. Keep on doin' what you are doin'. Remember, you can't please everybody , don't even try, ignore the bastards who grind you down. Peace.
FINALLY FREE- You want it all or your bird ? I ain't gonna feed that damn bird for 90 frigging years while he outlives you ! With all the money you probably spend on parrot feed , the $$$$$$ would literally be flying out the door. ( Polly want a cracker? Make Polly get a job to earn his own crackers )
SERENDIPITY- If you like reading and eating and laying on our a$$ constantly, by all means continue doing so. Great hobbies, I do it myself sometimes. If it makes you happy do it ! But to improve your health take a walk around the block occasionally, or become a sexy bodybuilder, they make lots of money !
OUTLAW- Your post made my wife piss her panties she was laughing so hard. Sorry to tell ya though, those things coming out of your dog's a$$ aren't eggs bro ! If they are eggs and they are a bit furry, you might need to take your dog to the vet !
FLYING HIGH NOW- Journey-on might be baffled by the BS of others, but I am dazzled by your therapist brilliance ! You are hired as an intern ! Love that hat in your avatar ! Cool ! Don't worry, I'll be a good doctor.
NVR- Have you lost yours? Won't go vertical ? I still have mine ! You can borrow it, but gotta give it back before tomorrow ! I have an appointment. Musn't keep the patient waiting. Peace out, Mr. Flipper
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cognizant dissident
Dear Doc
I think there is something wrong with Farkel. His ears are abnormally large and his tongue hangs out in a disconcerting manner. What is your diagnosis?
Cog
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blueviceroy
Ok I went to town today to look in some of the shops in the cultural area . I stopped in a shop and had a meaningful conversation with a complete stranger that was at complete odds with my world view. After about 30 minutes I found that I had made a friend and he seemed suprised by the fact that he had made a friend to.
Today I spread love to some one in the real world that didn't particularly like me or want to get to know me ,I think I must be sick or deranged doc !!! WTF am I to do ??
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erynw
Can you interpret my dream for me?
Ok, I dreamed I was running naked through Political Science class being chased by Barney and I got to the end of the long maze and saw Mel Gibson reading the Koran (sp) so I hopped off of the unicycle and skateboarded down the roller coaster rails and ended up in a really large room full of feathers but I knew I would be ok because I had the spatula.
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nvrgnbk
NVR- Have you lost yours? Won't go vertical ? I still have mine ! You can borrow it, but gotta give it back before tomorrow ! I have an appointment. Musn't keep the patient waiting. Peace out, Mr. Flipper
Where did you get your license?
The question was...
why can't white men jump?